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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254

That's not good, we should probably fix that

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred (Post 860340)

I expect the jokes this week to be extra cheesy.

student: I don't know what happened. I just touched it and... 'POOF'!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254

Student in middle: “I thought this was FIRST, not Battle Bots?”
Guy with hat: “You see, our Team likes to think, “out-side-the-box” with everything. Even Safety!”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254

"I don't know what that is. I saw a cheese slicer like that once but this one doesn't look like it would slice the cheese very well. You know what we should do? We should send this to the "This Old House" guys. You know they have that segment where the show this device and they all guess what it is. I bet they could tell us!"

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...The robot doesn't know what you are, either.

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Guy on left: SHH! Robot does not like loud noises or sudden moves.
Guy on right: ....And we're at a FIRST competition. What were we thinking??
Guy second from right: At least its still clean. Remember that one goal tracking test?
Guy second from left: Good thing we were all wearing saftey glasses...O no.
Guy on right: I've been looking for mine for hours...

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So... who cuts the cheese around here?

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Guy on the left: "Woah...what kind of cheese IS that?"
Guy on the middle left: *jumping up and down excitedly*"Oh boy oh boy, I don't know, but I sure want some!"
Guy on the middle right: *cool kid voice* "That's sickkkkkkk dude"
Guy on the right: "It's only cheese. I don't need my glasses"
*cheese goes POOF! and magic smoke appears*

::ouch:: ::ouch:: ::ouch:: ::safety::

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254

Okay, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

...The robot doesn't know what you are, either.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Here we see archeologists from the Phoenix Seaport Museum examining an artifact recently recovered from the submerged ruins of what is believed to be some kind of sports arena' in what used to be known as Silicon Valley, before the great 'quake of 2073, when much of the western part of the North American continent tumbled into the Pacific Ocean.

Professor Wornstrom (at left): "Hmmm, Looks like some kind of cooking implement, are those the heating coils? What's a CIM?"
Professor Farnsworth (center, rear): "No, I think it's one of those three-dimensional smellovisions we have heard about, can't you see the handles?"
H Conrad (far right): "No, you banana splits, it's got to be a weapon, see the knife edge and Fleur De Lis?"
PJ Fry (center front): "I've seen these before when I lived in the 20th century. It's some kind of robotic Wooden Flower thingie."

[NPOE: apologies to Matt G.]

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Taylor
2) Travis Hoffman
3) rocketperson44
4) EricH
5) JaneYoung
6) Wayne Doenges
7) kramarczyk
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) rtfgnow
10) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karibou

Which means the scores are:

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Taylor        133

Travis Hoffman        125

rocketperson44        124

Don Rotolo        120

EricH        120

GaryVoshol        109

JaneYoung        103

Wayne Doenges        97

Karibou        92

kramarczyk        88

lingomaniac88        78

Al Skierkiewicz        73

Barry Bonzack        64

rtfgnow        59

AndyB        44

EricS-Team180        37

SlaminSwimster        32

Steve W        31

Anna B.        28

Akash Rastogi        22

acdcfan259        21

dodar        21

InfernoX14        19

Rich Wong        18

Andy Baker        17

typharn91        17

bobwrit        16

Lions for First        15

Schnabel        14

Jeff Rodriguez        13

Water Bandit23        13

FoXy92        12

KathieK        12

Enigma's puzzle        12

Michelle Celio        11

BlondeNerd        10

tim_reiher        10

Elgin Clock        9

boomergeek        8

Dan Swando        8

RMiller        8

andrew348        7

George1902        5

FRC4ME        5

Diriye        4

Tito H.        4

rsisk        4

"Big Mike"        4

Greg Needel        3

taylort        3

whlspacedude        3

ZakuAce        3

Alex Cormier        3

cobrawanabe1699        3

FlyingCrayons        3

GillSt.Bernards        3

Hachiban VIII        2

James1902        2

Jay H 237        2

KarenH        2

Katie_UPS        2

NorviewsVeteran        2

Pat McCarthy        2

The Pre        2

basicxman        2

LittleSwimmer14        2

Mr. Pockets        2

Raumiester2010        2

Rick TYler        2

Chief Pride        1

Cuog        1

Dave Scheck        1

Dorienne        1

Ioski        1

Kyle        1

Libby K        1

MoeMom        1

mtaman02        1

Protronie        1

Richard        1

skimoose        1

Zach Purser        1

Zyik        1

Onward!