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Fred: "OK, who threw this at me!?!?"

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So where's the rest of DS&K?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #255
 

Fred: Celebrity schmelebrity - give me that spandex-covered ball and get out of the way. My inner dork is rising. Let's go lunatics, let's go!! Let's go lunatics, let's go!!

MC: Fred - you've used up your time.

Fred, as he starts waving team flags wildly: But I'm just getting started... oh look, blue hair! Green hair! Pink hair! Where do I get that? Hey! Are those buttons?!

Fred was last seen being carried off the field, yelling for MOE, er, more.

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Not content to merely impersonate a payload specialist, Fred Armisen decided to try his hand at robot impersonation. After 3 field resets he was informed that next time he would spend the match impersonating a trailer.

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Fred was told repeatedly that he was not allowed to be on the field during the match, especially without safety glasses. "I don't understand why; they're only robots," he argued.
And then it hit him, in the package of a super cell fired into his chest at 20mph, at close range.
"Oh"

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Fred arms himself after it is announced that David Patterson will be a guest speaker

"Who did their homework!?"

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Whoa!!! Is that Woody Allen having a panic attack?

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It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Travis Hoffman
2) EricH
3) Karibou
4) GaryVoshol
5) JaneYoung
6) AndyB
7) lingomaniac88
8) Don Rotolo
9) Al Skierkiewicz

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!