CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #259
 

Almost to the end!

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29038

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda sorta Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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"What does this button do?"
"Oh, that activates the popcorn popper."
"What about this one?"
"Oh, that? That's for the can opener."
"How about this button?"
"That launches the big red ball."
"And this one?"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT, JUNIOR!!!!"

It was the FRC Addiction activation button--the warning came too late.

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If I run over that car, do I get extra credit?

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Billfred, age 4.

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Did I just hit that guy?? This years floor was sliperry, don't blame me.

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Driving the robot makes Johnny feel like a kid again.

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driver: "Hey! watch where you shooting those things!" (Thinking in his head) Why do I always get paired up with the most immature arm operators?


Guy in nice shirt: WEEEE ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS!

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What happens when 5 year olds get hyped up on A&W....


Good stuff.

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Dean's right - this is at least as much fun as throwing a ball around, and more inspiring.

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Woman in corner: Great job, Billfred! Now go take out the other robotics team booth!

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Shortly after this pic is taken, a green shirted individual happens to stop by....

"Standing on a chair? Bad posture? NO SAFETY GLASSES???!?!?!?!? You demonstrate some of the most heinous safety practices I have ever seen! You fail at life! STEP AWAY FROM THOSE CONTROLS IMMEDIATELY, YOUNG MAN!!!!"

Kid: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!"

"AND WHERE IS THE *!#&$!#$& MSDS FOR THIS ROOT BEER?????"

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Girl in Pink (aka Jessica): If I ever get a chance to run the robot I'll show this boy how to drive. Maybe if I hit him with a clipboard. Hmmm

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Bratty little brother caught smacking his older sister with a robot. Momma told me there would be days like this.

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Mom, watching her child's reaction:

I should get a Robostang business card, looks like we're going to need it.

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Kid in black fleece: Oh Oh Oh, Pass the trackball to me!

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This is better than caffeine!

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oo! oo! oo! there's a squirrel! run it over! run it over! RUN IT OVER!!!!! oops wrong button... sorry mister! :ahh:

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Little kid driver: (shoots track ball at popcorn stand) Yeah!!!! Again! Again!
Guy at other joystick: No I don't think that would be a very good...
(Track Ball gets fired into cotton candy machine, knocking it over)
All the other kids: CANDY!!!!
Guy at other joystick: Thank god we didn't let him drive too!

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Look Mom!

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There's no grid! How do I steeeeer!!!!!

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FIRST Robotics: Feel like a little kid again.

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

(True story, I was asked by a safety advisor for an MSDS for cream cheese while eating breakfast at the team hotel during Palmetto. Then again, I set myself up by asking about safety glasses around a toaster.)

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Taylor
3) Akash Rastogi
4) GaryVoshol
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) AndyB
8) CHI DONG08
9) Mr. Pockets

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!