Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

And this, boys and girls, is what happends when you attempt to shut off one of our robotic overlords.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

OK OK!!! We wont stick you in the crate without a nightlight!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

In 2009, Wildstang built a robot that could rip people's heads off. By threatening referees and opposing pilots, they managed to breeze through Einstein undefeated and take the championship title.

I don't even want to know what kind of monstrosities they committed to earn the Chairman's Award a few years back...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Save a life. Become an organ donor.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies

<npoe>I couldn't stop myself</npoe>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Robot: "Mama Mia! Dat's a spicy meathead-a!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

While the take-down was amazing, Wildstang discovers that they need to make a slight adjustment to the robot’s vision system and programming to ensure that the robot can tell the difference between an orbit ball and a human head.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

[New entry]

On hearing that the robot was underweight, Raul decided to try weightlifting using the robot.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

(Raul being sucked into the bot)
Raul: No please let me go! I'll do anything!
(Student snaps a picture, turns off bot)
Student: See, that wasn't so hard. Now I've just got to go post this on Chief Delphi. Within a week it will have circulated throughout the entire FIRST community. It will become a classic, the stuff of legends: mentor devoured by his own robot. Heck it might even end up in one Bilfred's caption contests.
Raul: On second thought you can let the robot finish eating me.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Wildstang's bot goes - er - wild.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

I guess there was so much empty space in Raul's head, the robot thought he was a super cell. *shrug*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Wildstang programmer: I told you not to hurt the robots feelings!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

[NAE]On reflection, I'm going to go with my first entry, if possible.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262
 

(to the tune of rock-a-bye baby) Rock-a-bye, Raul, inside the bot...