CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

(spreadsheet here)

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34089

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Luke, join me, and together we can rule the dork side.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Vader: Paaauul, join the Dark Siiiiide.
Copioli: What are you talking about....? This is FIRST.
Vader: Paaaul, don't be so ignorant. I meant IFIIIIII
Copioli: Wait....JVN....is that you?

Vader: >.>.......<.< .........Yessss, join me Paaauuulll, come to the Daaark Siiiide
Copioli: Ok ok let's see here....If I join IFI, what's in it for me? Do I get a lightsaber?

Vader: Noooo, but you get a shiney laserrrrr! And a nice corner off-*Copioli cuts him off*
Copioli: DEAL! When do I start?

First day of work:
Vader looks around at burning office.

Vader: Whyyyyyyyyy???? I trusted you Paaauul, we could've run IFI as an empire! Get out of here! You're FIRED!

Copioli: :( ..................Can I keep my laser though?
Vader *crying*: Huh?....Uh yea sure...whatever.


Vader *while cleaning up*: Well....at least I still have my interns.

*Coffee guy walks in*

K: Here's your megamocha latte sir, extra frothy just the way you like. :D
Vader: Why thank you, Karthik. Go back to your desk now.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Wearing these safety glasses will - force - me to reveal the truth.

I - am - a - nerd.

We're - doomed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

It's not GP to blow up another person's Death Star.

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The FRC Safety Advisers are so strict, even the control system has to wear safety glasses.

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Vader: Dang young kids taking all the cool safety glasses! :mad:

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FIRST Robotics: where a just helmet simply won't do

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Darth Vader's Michael Dukakis Moment - Now he will never be The Dark Lord

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[npoe]Win.[/npoe]

Darth: I find this rather demeaning that I have to stand in this yellow tape square to inflict my wrath on the head ref.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Everyone wants a third alliance. Team 270 even came to the NYC regional preparing for the debut of the black alliance. Boy, were they disappointed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

May the Schwartz be with you.

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(Photo is passed about at annual super-villain convention)

Joker: Ha, Vader is that you? Ha ha wow! What, have they got you speaking at FIRST competitions now? Going all GP and geek, eh?

Vader: What? Never! I wasn't there for the competition. I was just, uh...scouting about to see if there were any good battle robot designs for another bid to take over the gal-

(Sauron leans over the Joker's shoulder to see the photo)

Sauron: Vader! Are those...those aren't safety googles, are they?

Vader: Silence! They wouldn't let me in without them.

(Joker and Sauron burst into laughter)

Vader thinking to himself: Curse you FIRST. At this rate Voldemort is going to be calling me for tech support. My reputation as a super-villain is RUINED! RUINED!!!!!!!

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No, no, no. You've got this all wrong, guys. Obviously, this picture was taken a long time ago. This was the FIRST ever Darth Vader created in history. I always wondered what happened to the best mentor in history.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265
 

Aliens from the future (actually, past) to assist dean with ideas about his robotic arm.