Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

"That's, ahh... that's a surfboard all right! Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Wildstang Member: Hey that's our board what are you doing?
Aidan: Hey, you guys won the world champs, so why don't you guys just go build one.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

At Hang Ten High Colonics, our procedures are always "radical", and we guarantee you'll leave feeling "gnarly".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Um, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested we "do the wave" in Atlanta...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

NPOE- I think my score is wrong/ not updated?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Upon further review, he's right--it missed the spreadsheet. Fixed now--Akash is tied for the lead. (Both he and Mark have 21 points over 5 entries, meaning the average is the same. He actually has a bit of a lead, in that A comes before K.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

It's easy to tell Aiden is experiencing the ultimate rush. The expression on his face is priceless, but the color of the water behind him says it all.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aidan: "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all those beans last night."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aiden: Lavery, say it don't spray it!:mad:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Auditioning for Letterman's "Does it float" segment

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Picture taken 3 seconds after Lavery plays the 'Jaws' theme over the loudspeakers.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Photographer: Note to self use a telephoto lens next time... it hurts less.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Little over a year ago Aidan began to live recklessly... he took up porcupine wrangling, bungee jumping with alligators, and surfing during tsunamis... but nothing he did, no matter how scary, or dangerous, could erase the image that filled his head every night and drove him to these reckless deeds: Paul's lips descending towards the squealing pig...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Announcer:

"Attention! Attention!
Code RED, Code RED. Double Code RED!!

We have simultaneous field ruptures on Newton & Einstein.
All referees and volunteers to their escape pods."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Here we go! (Isn't move-in weekend at college so much fun when you're the older graduated brother?)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Daniel_LaFleur
2) Akash Rastogi
3) EricH
4) JaneYoung
5) Mr. Pockets
6) AndyB
7) rsisk
8) Don Rotolo
9) Karibou
10) Taylor
11) MissInformation
12) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

(Ironically, the one time I've refereed at an event was the one where speedos were almost necessary.)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!