CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture (which was posted just in time for me to see it, I might add):

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34175

As always, the deadline is nominally kinda sorta possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aidan: What? The wave is challenging the ruling? It's not in the box, it can't do that!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aidan:

I should have known better than to let Lavery try out his latest water game idea on me without my floaties.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

[npoe]JaneYoung, I think you just forced about 75% of the participants to think of captions that do not mention the phrase "water game."[/npoe]

Aidan: I'm sick and tired of hearing you people complain about <G14>. From now on, anyone who complains about the rules will be bombarded by 10,000 cubic meters of dihydrogen monoxide.
Everyone on CD: Um... dude, we all know that you're talking about water.
Aidan: Oh, right. For a second I forgot that we're all nerds here.

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Who knew that FIRST contoled nature?

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Aidan: I think I'll just stick with web surfing from now on.

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Aidan: It's not exactly what he said but I followed artdutra04's general instructions and got to Atlanta. I think riding 300 miles with a hobo sleeping on me would be more comfortable.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Just how big is this guys bathtub?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aiden: "So THIS is what happens when bacon explodes underwater..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

2010 Game Hint #1

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Aidan Browne, fleeing from the GDC's secret workshop as he learns the details of next year's water game.

(notentry: totally thought of this first but didn't hit "post" :/)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aidan tests the referee training apparatus for a future game. Then thinks about how some of the older rounder refs* will look in striped speedos. "Eeeww!"




[npoe] * - I resemble this remark [/npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

And here is a picture of Dean's new bionic apparatus for winning the 2016 Olympics in swimming. Do you think anyone will notice all the water displaced by this new technology?

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Early testing of the aqua-segway.

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This shows that the year FIRST has a water game is the year safety glasses are no longer needed.

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"That's, ahh... that's a surfboard all right! Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have"

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Wildstang Member: Hey that's our board what are you doing?
Aidan: Hey, you guys won the world champs, so why don't you guys just go build one.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

At Hang Ten High Colonics, our procedures are always "radical", and we guarantee you'll leave feeling "gnarly".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Um, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested we "do the wave" in Atlanta...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

NPOE- I think my score is wrong/ not updated?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Upon further review, he's right--it missed the spreadsheet. Fixed now--Akash is tied for the lead. (Both he and Mark have 21 points over 5 entries, meaning the average is the same. He actually has a bit of a lead, in that A comes before K.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

It's easy to tell Aiden is experiencing the ultimate rush. The expression on his face is priceless, but the color of the water behind him says it all.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Aidan: "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all those beans last night."

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Aiden: Lavery, say it don't spray it!:mad:

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Auditioning for Letterman's "Does it float" segment

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Picture taken 3 seconds after Lavery plays the 'Jaws' theme over the loudspeakers.

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Photographer: Note to self use a telephoto lens next time... it hurts less.

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Little over a year ago Aidan began to live recklessly... he took up porcupine wrangling, bungee jumping with alligators, and surfing during tsunamis... but nothing he did, no matter how scary, or dangerous, could erase the image that filled his head every night and drove him to these reckless deeds: Paul's lips descending towards the squealing pig...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Announcer:

"Attention! Attention!
Code RED, Code RED. Double Code RED!!

We have simultaneous field ruptures on Newton & Einstein.
All referees and volunteers to their escape pods."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266
 

Here we go! (Isn't move-in weekend at college so much fun when you're the older graduated brother?)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Daniel_LaFleur
2) Akash Rastogi
3) EricH
4) JaneYoung
5) Mr. Pockets
6) AndyB
7) rsisk
8) Don Rotolo
9) Karibou
10) Taylor
11) MissInformation
12) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

(Ironically, the one time I've refereed at an event was the one where speedos were almost necessary.)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!