CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

This might be a little vexing for some.

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25546

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight, with judging to follow whenever I have time between coats of paint at my new condo.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Looks like Miss Daisy stole the Thunderchicken's girlfriend.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

When Miss Daisy's mentors said "dress to impress", I'm not sure they ment this.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

And on the fourth day, the Almighty Peacock said "LET THERE BE ROBOTS". And it was so.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

NBC Peacock:

And my last bit of advice to you, Miss Daisy, is to show your true colors and bloom where you are planted.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Clearly they couldn't get Tracy Morgan a better job at 30 Rock.:cool:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Peacock singing*:Right now you bet I'm gonna drive this bot here
the reign of Daisy is drawing near
I'll drive the coolest robot here,
and it's gonna be totally awesome

Daisy mascot: "There's a reason giant blue peacocks don't get lead roles in musicals. Just drive the robot already!"


*Begin video at 3:43 for the music to go with this

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Although often unable to get along naturally in the wild, both daisies and peacocks are quite majestic and peaceful species. The world can become a better place if we took the time to learn from those different from ourselves.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

I swear officer! I'm licensed and registered to drive this robot! I'd show you, but the robot stole my info so it could it drive itself, autonomously! Are you buying it yet?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Everyone was suprised when the Elite GDC SWAT team showed up to arrest the peacock for an outstanding <G14> violation.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Peacock: "All right, everyone! I will now do a trick!"
Daisy: "What sort of trick?"
Peacock: "I will make the robot disappear!"
Daisy: "With me watching?"
Peacock: "Yep. Watch closely now... Abracadabra...." *grabs sticks and drives the robot at random bystanders until they run, then hides robot behind his tail* "See, it's gone."
Daisy: "This is really going to be hard to explain to the mentors..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

[I hate puns]

Oy.....Pop Peacock always said there'd be days like this.....

I’ve got a headache THISSSSSSS big - and it’s got this Miss Daisy Safety Captain written all over it. Just where are YOUR safety glasses, you bloomin' hypocrite?


[/I hate puns]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Yea, our school has a peacock as a student, ya got a problem with dat?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

Miss Daisy's driver, seconds before becoming a ThunderChicken.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268
 

I told team 341 to keep their drivers away from the nuclear plants. See what happens when people dont listen!