CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #270
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24510

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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It's not Mountain Dew but it will have to do.

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Sam is obviously working too hard, as her opponent is both smiling and drinking while he beats her. He obviously knows what "work smarter, not harder" means.

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Greg Marra's next target: Andy Baker. Match of the Ages.



npoe- Travis just pwnd.

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Game Hint: FIRST Robotics Competition 2091 season. See the field in the background set up for teams 15000, 19000 and 18000, cleverly blurred by veteran hint-meister D Lavery. (Of course at his age, he can't tell if it's blurry or not; everything is blurry.) In the foreground, the GDC wrangles over the rules. Still no water game, sigh.

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After some bowling fun, Greg congratulates Sam on a good game, without realizing Sam is arm wrestling...

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And they go for the photo-finish in the arm-hair-growing race!

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Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of.....robot dorks! Oh, wait....

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Tim takes a picture with his reverse-perspective camera.

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It seems that Greg has master the technique of multi-tasking (talking to someone, drinking coke, and arm wrestling). Will he attempt to multi-task during build reason? Stay tuned and find out...

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So that's how they determine who will coach.

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Just wait for the next picture where Sam pulls out her big can of Spinach and then the fun begins.
"I'm strongs to the finich / 'cause I eats me spinach..."

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WHY ENGINEERS DRINK LOADS OF MOUNTAIN DEW:

Greg's effortless victory over Sam made scientists wonder if the soda he was drinking enhanced his capabilities. Three years later, clinical studies have proven that carbonated drinks loaded with sugar and caffeine are beneficial to an engineer's diet.

As for the choice of Mountain Dew, well... it just tastes awesome.

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Greg looks like he's going win quite effortlessly... maybe too effortlessly. Sam should subpoena Greg for a urine sample.

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At first, Sam refused Greg's bribe, after all, twenty bucks wasn't enough to throw the arm-wrestling match... but then he cried...

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Cameraman: "This is SO going on Facebook"

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Greg has a new on-line project... The Geek's Guide to Dating
This picture is from tip #177 of "Bad Ways to Start A Date".

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In a moment of sheer FRC geekiness, Sam tries measuring whose arm band is more MOE green. Greg ended up winning the tie-breaker.

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New entry:

When 1 dozen Krispy Kremes apiece at arm's length just doesn't cut it.

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Co-Opertition is "FIRST" base...

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New entry-

Who'da thunk that nerds had any brawn. Especially these two.

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Sam: "If you win, I have to eat two dozen KK"s. If I win, you have to dress like pimp Dave Lavery."

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Greg was winning, until he lost a contact in his coke.

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Greg: *thinking* - I wonder when I should tell her about the super glue?

Sam: Greg, I have to pee.

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He's only doing that as a macho thing after being horribly upstaged in Sawzall proficiency by her.

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If the DEKA Arm "Luke" passes the final "SAM TEST" it will be ready for manufacturing

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Before anyone complains about the invocation of the BIWWTM Rule, I present my door knob until about 2:00 PM yesterday as evidence that I was, in fact, working. (I was just working to get back into my own home after locking myself out!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) NorviewsVeteran
2) Don Rotolo
3) kramarczyk
4) EricH
5) MissInformation
6) AndyB
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) rsisk
9) rtfgnow
10) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!