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"Reach! Reach! Reach! Wait not that fa...."
Salad flies everywhere as the dear mentor inadvertently "goes green".

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Guess who had a bad reaction to the food.

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How FIRST students break the fast at the end of Yom Kippur.

NPOE: To those who fasted, I hope it was easy and meaningful.

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Robot: "Come on, just a few more bites, of salad, and you can have a donut. Here comes the airplane......zooooooooom"

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Its not lunch time. Oh well!

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Here we see the 'Bad Idea Committee' during a working lunch.

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When you come to a fork in the robot, take it.

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The new "Safety Screener 5000" checks for safety glasses. This picture taken seconds before failing the test.

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Guy in the yellow shirt (in the background): (thinking) "Hmm...I wonder how long it will take him to realize that the battery died?"

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The obvious question is "whose job did this robot take away? And are they happy about this?"

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How many engineers does it take to eat a salad?

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Here is a demonstration of Salad Bar by Committee! It works but the throughput is slower than kindergarten class on a field trip to McD's.

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To whomever nudged my girlfriend to remind me about judging the caption contest: I wasn't that oblivious. ;)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

When you come to a fork in the robot, take it.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Robot Math

1 + 0 = 1

1 forkwielding robot + 0 safety glasses = 1 eye

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Mr. Pockets
2) Travis Hoffman
3) kramarczyk
4) lingomaniac88
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Katie_UPS
7) JaneYoung
8) GaryVoshol
9) rtfgnow
10) rsisk
11) Akash Rastogi
12) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Here is a demonstration of Salad Bar by Committee! It works but the throughput is slower than kindergarten class on a field trip to McD's.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Travis Hoffman        45

lingomaniac88        40

AndyB        37

Ryan Simpson        35

Akash Rastogi        34

Taylor        33

kramarczyk        31

JaneYoung        31

rsisk        30

GaryVoshol        25

EricH        24

rocketperson44        24

Don Rotolo        22

Karibou        21

Mr. Pockets        21

rtfgnow        21

Wayne Doenges        19

Barry Bonzack        18

Al Skierkiewicz        18

dodar        17

Chris is me        16

bobwrit        14

MissInformation        13

Daniel_LaFleur        12

Rich Wong        11

NorviewsVeteran        10

Katie_UPS        10

Steve W        9

Matt Attallah        7

CHI DONG08        7

delsaner        6

KarenH        4

DRAKE343        3

Greg Needel        3

Cynette        3

Austin H        2

Boydean        2

Jared341        2

Rick TYler        2

RMiller        2

Tito H.        2

jmanela        2

andrew348        1

Chief Pride        1

Cody Carey        1

GillSt.Bernards        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Mrs.Drake343        1

Spiffizzle        1

Stephen of REX        1

Stormnnormn        1

youngWilliam14        1

Onward!