CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #274
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32077

As always, the deadline is theoretically nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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An outtake from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

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MOE infiltrated, proceeding to capture the miracle.

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So THAT's how MOE won all those awards!

I kid, I kid, don't kill me like you did the... Oh wait, we weren't supposed to mention that one!

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(MOE trying out a new driver)
guy sitting down: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
girl: "I can't see a thing in this helmet"

[npoe] I really hope Bilfred remembers his star wars moments[/npoe]

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MOE pulls students from 4 states, 10 schools, and a Galactic Empire

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Storm Trooper: Hm, wonder what will happen if I do this?!

MOE team member: Yikes - there goes another chandelier!

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"Now that the death star is complete, it's time to take this baby for a spin!!!"

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"you're Halo shooting is wildly inaccurate. It's almost you as if you were a.... oh. Right."

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"DON'T SWITCH OFF YOUR TARGETING COMPUTER!!!!:ahh: :ahh: :ahh: "

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Jennifer, this is your last warning about coming to competition without your makeup on!

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Down by over 70 points in the final match, MOE's driver attempted to do something unheard of by the teams, the spectators, and entire FIRST community.

Guy on the left: "Ludicrous speed?! Are you crazy?!"

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May the Farce be with you.

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"Kind of a funny color shirt for a storm trooper don't you think!?!"
"Huh? I'm here to rescue you! Really I have your team over there in the stands! Hurry!"
"My mom told me there would be days like this!"

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The Empire's undercover recruitment program was going well, despite agents' not knowing what "undercover" meant.

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I'm so thankful to be living in an age where women can serve in the Galactic Empire.

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"If I can fly a spacecraft, I can drive a robot"

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Guy: "Aren't you kinda short to be a Stormtropper?"

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Stormtrooper: MOE, I am your driver. Look in your heart, you know it to be true.

MOE Member: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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MOE Dude: "What the....?!?!!!!!! Chewbacca [npoe use your imagination /npoe], that's a HORRIBLE disguise! "

Chewbacca: "Rawwwwwwwwwr! Gaaaaaargle! Rawwwwwwwwwwr!" (translation - "Halo 3 rules!")

MOE Dude: "Everyone knows that Imperial stormtroopers only play PS3 - the Dark Side of the video game console industry."

Chewbacca: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWR" (translation - "I'm going to rip your arms out of their sockets if you don't leave me alone!")

Dude off Camera: "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee......"

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NEW ENTRY

They told me to use the force, but gravity didn't apply to the playing field.

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"Use the fork, Luke"

(Oh, wait. That was last week's contest)

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Stormtrooper: I've decided that I"m gonna drive the robot from now on... It this the robot right here?

MOE Member: This isn't the droid you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: Sorry, but your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me this time, so I'm gonna give it a try.

MOE Member: No. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Stormtrooper: Just because I'm wearing the Stormtrooper hat, doesn't mean you should speak to me using Star Wars quotes.

MOE Member: I know.

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If I knew that THIS was on the dark side (besides cookies), I should have joined a long time ago.

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Darn, you beat me to that one :P

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"WOAH THERE. Why can't I be the one in the Storm Trooper helmet!? D: "

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At first no one on the MOE Star Destroyer notice but then the navigator joked that the pilot drives like a wookie and going the wrong direction;
then he notice the wookie's hair sticking out of the helmet...

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How's about some lunchtime judging?

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lingomaniac88
2) rtfgnow
3) Akash Rastogi
4) Mr. Pockets
5) NorviewsVeteran
6) EricH
7) dodar
8) Travis Hoffman
9) Katie_UPS
10) Don Rotolo
11) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!