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Billfred 19-10-2009 18:40

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Careful, this round might give you a case of mad cow.

Here are the scores after the last round:

Code:

Ryan Simpson        46
Travis Hoffman        46
lingomaniac88        44
AndyB        39
JaneYoung        38
Akash Rastogi        36
GaryVoshol        36
Taylor        35
kramarczyk        34
rsisk        33
EricH        26
Don Rotolo        26
Mr. Pockets        25
rtfgnow        25
rocketperson44        24
Karibou        24
Barry Bonzack        21
Chris is me        21
Wayne Doenges        21
Al Skierkiewicz        20
dodar        17
bobwrit        14
MissInformation        13
Daniel_LaFleur        12
Rich Wong        12
Katie_UPS        12
NorviewsVeteran        10
delsaner        9
Steve W        9
Matt Attallah        7
CHI DONG08        7
KarenH        4
DRAKE343        3
Greg Needel        3
Cynette        3
Austin H        2
Boydean        2
Jared341        2
Rick TYler        2
RMiller        2
Tito H.        2
GillSt.Bernards        2
jmanela        2
andrew348        1
Chief Pride        1
Cody Carey        1
dman14        1
FinleyM        1
Lil' Lavery        1
Mrs.Drake343        1
Spiffizzle        1
Stephen of REX        1
Stormnnormn        1
youngWilliam14        1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20091

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be at TNT this weekend, and in-person submissions will be welcome with two minor caveats:

1) Written submissions are preferred. (My mind is not something to trust to remember creative wordplay unless it's especially potent.)
2) If you wake me up to deliver yours, just go ahead and expect negative infinity.

Go!

EricH 19-10-2009 18:48

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
[TV pitchman voice]But wait, there's more! Call NOW and not only will you get one of our limited edition Open Tetras©, we'll TRIPLE the offer, AND throw in free delivery TO ANY POINT WE CAN REACH! Call now, our delivery team is standing by![/TV pitchman voice]

dodar 19-10-2009 18:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
From the inventors as such things as box stacker and ball shooter comes...TRIANGLE PICKER-UPPER!!!!!

ATannahill 19-10-2009 19:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Person 1: Why did we make this?
person 2: So rtfgnow can point out to Billfred that he has influence on where Billfred sleeps and can make it uncomfortable without breaking the OTHER Heidi Foster Rule.
everyone: ahhhh

BrendanB 19-10-2009 20:43

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
In a deepish sort of voice- (one person) Hey check it out.... we made it pick up three tetras... pretty cool huh. And it has diamond plate. But we don't know if it works.... just a side note.
(second person) SWEEEEEEEET!!!

delsaner 19-10-2009 21:25

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Its looks like they are getting ready for the new game. I had no idea the new game was a mix of Stack Attack and Triple Play. O__o

DonRotolo 19-10-2009 21:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

lingomaniac88 19-10-2009 21:40

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
January 2005: team 276 opens a fast-food restaurant as a spin-off of Domino's with an innovative slogan:
"Tetras. You've got two minutes."

December 2007: Domino's introduces a new ad campaign with their new slogan, "You've got 30."

October 2009: Team 276 sues Domino's for copying their slogan.

rsisk 19-10-2009 21:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Sure, anybody could lift three tetras, but snagging four robot builders at the same time will definitely get you a Innovation award

Taylor 20-10-2009 07:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
"How does it run - 12V battery?"

"Naw, MULLET POWER!"

AndyB 22-10-2009 17:37

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Though three tetras look really heavy, they only plan on competing in Canada where, due to the use of the metric system, the load will be much lighter.

GaryVoshol 22-10-2009 20:57

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
You seldom see this much dedication in a team. They even redesigned the windows so the triangular light patterns complement the tetras.

Katie_UPS 23-10-2009 20:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Those are some really ugly diamonds.

Ryan Simpson 23-10-2009 23:00

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Would you look at the pipes on that thing! They're huge! It is really pumping PVC!

JaneYoung 24-10-2009 00:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276
 
Promotional shoot:

The lesson:
Tread softly, carry a big stick.

The motto:
Stack it like you mean it.

The men:
Trouble.

Photographer: Why do you say that, guys? Wait, you did say the robot was off right? Right? *runs*... I hope they are the only robotic nerds around, many more and it could get downright crazy. *keeps on running*


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