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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

"I told them I would ref. I would wear the funny shirt and pledge to be fair. I even told them I would do a belly check when needed to check for line infractions. But will you look at that plastic in the center of the field! Who is going to clean that? I told them I don't do windows!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

Yea sure, they each have their own ball, but wheres their other balls? They need more balls.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

The large balls are just over-compensation for the lack of whistles.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

Tired of coaches complaining about call after call, the referees arm themselves with giant trackballs, ready to chuck at the next challenger.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

Three balls for three refs in two colors...

So, which ref is the oddball?

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3 grown men and 3 large balls...too bad the are behind a fence.

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Three Refs, three Trackballs. Coincidence? Probably.

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Come on. Just one more needed for a game of musical track balls.

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Unlike most kids FRC folks don't spend their winters building snowmen. They spend their competitions photoshopping them.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

Ha, it's still Sunday! (And daylight at that!)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

If we stand behind these trackballs, we don't look quite so round in comparison. Either that, or stripes really are slimming.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

The Trackball Surfing Competition finals are about to begin. The refs are there to award points based on pain, humiliation, style, crowd amusement, and distance. An addition to the finals rounds is the ability to enter the Caption Contest as a victim, rated on a scale from -infinity to Billfred. If you wish to challenge any rulings, you must stand on a trackball in the challenge zone until you have finished presenting your case.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Chris is me
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Karibou
4) Wayne Doenges
5) Barry Bonzack
6) rsisk
7) Don Rotolo
8) JaneYoung
9) dodar
10) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

The IRI Planning Committee invited a special guest to give a lecture at IRI in 2008:

Sigmund Freud: "And looking at the referees on the field standing behind those big trackballs, it looks like you're all in for quite an interesting discussion."

Referees: (nervously) "Uh oh..."

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Travis Hoffman        55

GaryVoshol        55

Ryan Simpson        54

lingomaniac88        54

rsisk        47

AndyB        46

JaneYoung        45

Taylor        44

Don Rotolo        40

Mr. Pockets        39

Akash Rastogi        37

EricH        36

kramarczyk        35

Karibou        30

rtfgnow        30

Wayne Doenges        28

Al Skierkiewicz        26

Chris is me        25

rocketperson44        24

Barry Bonzack        23

dodar        21

Katie_UPS        16

delsaner        14

bobwrit        14

MissInformation        13

Daniel_LaFleur        12

NorviewsVeteran        12

Rich Wong        12

Steve W        9

Matt Attallah        7

CHI DONG08        7

GillSt.Bernards        6

BrendanB        5

KarenH        4

DRAKE343        3

FinleyM        3

Greg Needel        3

RMiller        3

Cynette        3

Austin H        2

Boydean        2

Jared341        2

Rick TYler        2

Tito H.        2

jmanela        2

andrew348        1

Chief Pride        1

Cody Carey        1

dman14        1

J93Wagner        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Mrs.Drake343        1

Spiffizzle        1

Stephen of REX        1

Stormnnormn        1

youngWilliam14        1

Onward!