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AndyB 01-12-2009 15:23

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

jmanela 01-12-2009 21:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Look Ma, No Hands!

Taylor 03-12-2009 08:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
New entry:
La Guerilla: Look how many left-handed screwdrivers, board straighteners, wire stretchers, and metric crescent wrenches I can juggle!

Wayne Doenges 05-12-2009 07:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Guy on Right: "OK, in this scene I want you the extrapolate Pi to the 1000th position."
Student: Good Gosh man, I'm a high school student not Woodie Flowers!"

Q. Sheets 05-12-2009 14:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Volunteer: Why isn't anyone on your team wearing the sweet gorilla suit??
Student: I don't know... all the sweet gorillas graduated?!?

Barry Bonzack 05-12-2009 15:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
::Singing::

"Who took the cookie from the cookie jar"

kramarczyk 05-12-2009 17:24

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
At the scene of a FiM visa checkpoint.

Mr. Pockets 05-12-2009 19:38

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Inspector (with creepy voice): "Halt, In order for your robot to pass inspection you must correctly answer three questions."
Student: "Uhhh, okay...I guess."
Inspector: "First question: What is your name?"
Student: "Guy from las Guerrillas.
Inspector: "What is your quest?"
Student: "To graciously kick butt in this competition."
Inspector: "What ... color are Dave Lavery's favorite underwear?"
Student: "I don't know the answer to tha... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (student is sucked into a bottomless pit of random doom).

Ryan Simpson 06-12-2009 00:43

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Where did our legs go?

Karibou 06-12-2009 10:22

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Volunteer: "...so you see, you guys actually won that last match."
Student: "O...kay...I don't know how you got to that conclusion, but it works. Sooooo...opa*!?"


*in the non-fish sense

Al Skierkiewicz 06-12-2009 11:21

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Ok, let's try this again, where is your team?
Where is robot?
Where is your coach?
Where are your drivers?
Are you entered in this event?
Do you know why you are here?
Who am I?
Have you seen Woodie Flowers?
Do you know what day it is, what time?
Who dressed you this morning?
Where's your mommie?
Would you like some ice cream?
Do you speak english or are you just playing with me?
Sheesh, they told me that this might be a frustrating experience, but NNNNOOOOOO! I thought I could handle it.
Where's the volunteer coordinator, I quit?!?
Oh, that you know the answer to!!!

BrendanB 06-12-2009 23:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
New referee to new student:

ref: "So whats this about g14? They just grabbed me off the street, handed me a shirt, and name tag."

student: "Don't look at me they just woke me up at 6 and handed me a shirt."

AndyB 07-12-2009 16:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Pockets (Post 886046)
Inspector (with creepy voice): "Halt, In order for your robot to pass inspection you must correctly answer three questions."
Student: "Uhhh, okay...I guess."
Inspector: "First question: What is your name?"
Student: "Guy from las Guerrillas.
Inspector: "What is your quest?"
Student: "To graciously kick butt in this competition."
Inspector: "What ... color are Dave Lavery's favorite underwear?"
Student: "I don't know the answer to tha... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (student is sucked into a bottomless pit of random doom).

+1

RMiller 07-12-2009 16:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Where's the food I was promised?

Billfred 07-12-2009 19:15

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 
Finally! (I blame recovering from the Columbia FLL Regional Qualifying Tournament for the delay. Fun, but boy it'll kill 'ya!)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung
Lunacy mentoring during the skills practice test for YMCA:

Exactly what part of Y don't you understand? You know your team has gone ape over the fact that you have qualified for this, so no monkey business - I mean it.

469 team member: Y oh I thought you wanted WHY?

Lunacy mentor: Why would I ask for Why when I know why and only want Y?
Ok, you've got M, now C.

469 team member: Now see what?

Lunacy mentor: *mutters* what is he going to do when we get to the Chicken Dance? ok... C ...

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor
New entry:
La Guerilla: Look how many left-handed screwdrivers, board straighteners, wire stretchers, and metric crescent wrenches I can juggle!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) EricH
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Ryan Simpson
5) rsisk
6) Travis Hoffman
7) lingomaniac88
8) Don Rotolo
9) NorviewsVeteran
10) AndyB
11) Mr. Pockets
12) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow
When Is Billfred going to shave?

Which means the scores are:

Code:

JaneYoung        67
GaryVoshol        60
lingomaniac88        60
Ryan Simpson        59
Travis Hoffman        59
Taylor        56
rsisk        52
AndyB        49
Don Rotolo        47
Mr. Pockets        42
EricH        41
Akash Rastogi        39
kramarczyk        37
Karibou        33
Wayne Doenges        33
rtfgnow        32
Al Skierkiewicz        30
Chris is me        28
Barry Bonzack        24
rocketperson44        24
Rich Wong        22
dodar        22
Katie_UPS        18
NorviewsVeteran        17
delsaner        16
bobwrit        14
MissInformation        13
BrendanB        13
Daniel_LaFleur        12
Steve W        9
Matt Attallah        7
CHI DONG08        7
GillSt.Bernards        7
KarenH        4
RMiller        4
DRAKE343        3
FinleyM        3
Greg Needel        3
Cynette        3
J93Wagner        3
jmanela        3
Austin H        2
Boydean        2
Jared341        2
Rick TYler        2
Tito H.        2
andrew348        1
Chief Pride        1
Cody Carey        1
dman14        1
Lil' Lavery        1
Mrs.Drake343        1
Q. Sheets        1
Spiffizzle        1
Stephen of REX        1
Stormnnormn        1
youngWilliam14        1

Onward!


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