CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33644

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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A FIRST volunteer tries to explain to Jimmy that he is not allowed to bring his invisible track ball from last year into the pit area.

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When Is Billfred going to shave?

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"I'm supposed to inspect your robot. Where is it?"

"Right here. It's made of unobtanium."

"You know that unobtanium isn't on the allowed materials list, partly because it's invisible. So where is your robot?"

"Right here. Can't you see the bumpers?"

"Are you trying to pass off your 2005 bumpers as bumpers for 2009? Where is the REAL robot?"

"I don't know... Maybe on the practice field?"

"Finally, a straight answer..." *goes off muttering something about "Kids these days...can't answer a simple question."*

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WHERE IZ ZEE CHOPPAA???

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Judge: if the super cell lands on top of the light post in the trailer, should I count it?

Las Guerrillas Kid: IDK :confused:

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Volunteer: Okay, let's take it from the top. [sing]I'm a little teapot, short and stout / Here is my handle, here is my sp--[/sing] No, no, no! You're supposed to keep your left hand on your hip! For the ten-thousandth time, teapots don't have two spouts!

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Whaddaya mean, you had NASA ship it to the real moon. Do you realize how much that's gonna cost?

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Inspector: "You only need to answer one simple question: 'Why is Billfred using this in the Caption Contest 187 weeks early?'"

Student: "I don't know!"

Inspector: "Bzzzt, wrong answer. As punishment, Dan will be assigned as FTA and have to debug the field system in Week 1, working through all meal breaks."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

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Despite having volunteered to drive the robot for a match, renowned code monkey David had no idea how to turn on the robot. After the match, a disgruntled drive team would have no more of the line, "it's a hardware problem."

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The volunteer advances on his victim, a victim of FIRST fright night that is!

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Lunacy mentoring during the skills practice test for YMCA:

Exactly what part of Y don't you understand? You know your team has gone ape over the fact that you have qualified for this, so no monkey business - I mean it.

469 team member: Y oh I thought you wanted WHY?

Lunacy mentor: Why would I ask for Why when I know why and only want Y?
Ok, you've got M, now C.

469 team member: Now see what?

Lunacy mentor: *mutters* what is he going to do when we get to the Chicken Dance? ok... C ...

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Coach: "What team could you possibly be PM-ing 50 times a day?!"

469 member: "Idk, my bff 217?"

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FIRST in Michigan event volunteer, holding menu: "Where in the world is Dan Swando? I can't decide between the hamburger and the salad for the volunteer lunch, and I need him to make the call!!! He always gets it right, dangit!!!"

FIRST in Michigan Student: "I don't know. He's not here. The FiM people told me he was off on 'special assignment'. Try Ohio."

[npoe] In case you were wondering...personal bias toward parties involved in relevant discussion topic....neutral. [/npoe]

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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Look Ma, No Hands!

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New entry:
La Guerilla: Look how many left-handed screwdrivers, board straighteners, wire stretchers, and metric crescent wrenches I can juggle!

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Guy on Right: "OK, in this scene I want you the extrapolate Pi to the 1000th position."
Student: Good Gosh man, I'm a high school student not Woodie Flowers!"

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Volunteer: Why isn't anyone on your team wearing the sweet gorilla suit??
Student: I don't know... all the sweet gorillas graduated?!?

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::Singing::

"Who took the cookie from the cookie jar"

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At the scene of a FiM visa checkpoint.

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Inspector (with creepy voice): "Halt, In order for your robot to pass inspection you must correctly answer three questions."
Student: "Uhhh, okay...I guess."
Inspector: "First question: What is your name?"
Student: "Guy from las Guerrillas.
Inspector: "What is your quest?"
Student: "To graciously kick butt in this competition."
Inspector: "What ... color are Dave Lavery's favorite underwear?"
Student: "I don't know the answer to tha... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (student is sucked into a bottomless pit of random doom).

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Where did our legs go?

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Volunteer: "...so you see, you guys actually won that last match."
Student: "O...kay...I don't know how you got to that conclusion, but it works. Sooooo...opa*!?"


*in the non-fish sense

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Ok, let's try this again, where is your team?
Where is robot?
Where is your coach?
Where are your drivers?
Are you entered in this event?
Do you know why you are here?
Who am I?
Have you seen Woodie Flowers?
Do you know what day it is, what time?
Who dressed you this morning?
Where's your mommie?
Would you like some ice cream?
Do you speak english or are you just playing with me?
Sheesh, they told me that this might be a frustrating experience, but NNNNOOOOOO! I thought I could handle it.
Where's the volunteer coordinator, I quit?!?
Oh, that you know the answer to!!!

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New referee to new student:

ref: "So whats this about g14? They just grabbed me off the street, handed me a shirt, and name tag."

student: "Don't look at me they just woke me up at 6 and handed me a shirt."

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+1

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Where's the food I was promised?

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Finally! (I blame recovering from the Columbia FLL Regional Qualifying Tournament for the delay. Fun, but boy it'll kill 'ya!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) EricH
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Ryan Simpson
5) rsisk
6) Travis Hoffman
7) lingomaniac88
8) Don Rotolo
9) NorviewsVeteran
10) AndyB
11) Mr. Pockets
12) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

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hahaha!

I feel a little dizzy at the top of the heap. I may fall and land on Travis. teehee! This is so cool. I love bad puns. :)