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It's spelled Luxury Yacht but pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove. "I'd like to have an argument." "No you wouldn't." |
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-dave -... |
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Then again it's never a hint. *sigh* |
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I've got it. Kickoff is six days later this year than last year. The square of six is 36. The first official information about the game will be given out 36 days later than last year. The fish hint was released on Dec. 4th. Dec. 4th plus 36 days equals ....... JANUARY 9TH! There will be no hint this year! /wishful thinking
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Not the moris code again!!! :eek: |
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All: We done the passion fruit.
Sgt.: What? Chapman: We done the passion fruit. Palin: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit... Jones: Whole and segments. Palin: Pomegranates, greengages... Chapman: Grapes, passion fruit... Palin: Lemons... Jones: Plums... Chapman: Mangoes in syrup... Sgt.: How about cherries? All: We did them. Sgt.: Red *and* black? All: Yes! Sgt.: All right, bananas. (All sigh.) Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless. Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch. Sgt.: Shut up. Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick. Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot. Chapman: 'Arrison. Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.) |
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(Two people seated opposite each other at a desk. Between them there is a large window. It appears that they are quite high up in a large office building. Every so often a body falls past the window. They are both working busily. After a pause a body drops past the window. First Man talks. Second Man hasn't noticed.)
First Man: (Eric Idle) Hey, did you see that? Second Man: (John Cleese) Uhm? First Man: Did you see somebody go past the window? Second Man: What? First Man: Somebody just went past the window. That way. (indicates down) Second Man: (flatly) Oh. Oh. (Second Man returns to his work. First Man looks for a little. As he starts to work again another body goes hurtling past the window.) First Man: Another one. Second Man: Huh? First Man: Another one just went past downwards. Second Man: What? First Man: Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death. Second Man: Fine, fine, fine. First Man: Look! Two people (another falls) three people have just fallen past that window. Second Man: Must be a board meeting. First Man: Oh yeah. (another falls past) Hey. That was Wilkins of finance. Second Man: Oh, no, that was Robertson. First Man: Wilkins. Second Man: Robertson. First Man: Wilkins. Second Man: Robertson. (Another falls.) First Man: That was Wilkins. Second Man: That was Wilkins. He was a good, good, er, golfer, Wilkins. First Man: Very good golfer. Very good golfer. Rotten at finance. It'll be Parkinson next. Second Man: Bet you it won't. First Man: How much. Second Man: What? First Man: How much do you bet it won't? Fiver? Second Man: All right. First Man: Done. Second Man: You're on. First Man: Fine. (shakes; they look at the window) Come on Parky. Second Man: Don't do it Parky. First Man: Come on Parky. Jump Parky. Jump. Second Man: Come on now be sensible Parky. (Cut to letter.) Voice Over (Graham Chapman): Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... [arrgghhh] [splat] (Cut to film of man falling out of window. Cut back to set. First Man has hands in the air jubilantly.) First Man: Parkinson! Second Man: Johnson! :yikes: Taken from: http://www.ulrikchristensen.dk/scripts/montypython/falling.html |
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http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/co...on/banana.html Actually, Dave was probably just unfriending that poster because he does not like Monty Python. |
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I couldn't resist.
German Radio Announcer: Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted...peanut. (insane laughter) |
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Gonna be a rough year. |
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