CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34308

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda possibly theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

TNT volunteer: rtfg, it looks like you do not have a WAI.
rtfg: WHAT? Nonsense.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

TNT official: Hey, look, it's EricH!
*Alex and another volunteer turn to look*
official: *changes scores* Oops, my bad. It was only Alex.
Alex and other volunteer: Darn. *notice something* Why you little--there's going to be a Tempest in Tampa now, buddy!

[npoe]Combine http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34022 --I'm on the right--and http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29947 to get an idea how close the resemblance would be about now.[/npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Black Shirt: *silent fart* hope noone smells that

Green shirt on Left: whats that smell?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Second guy from the left: No, put the orange one on the floor and the blue one on the ceiling. Now jump through the orange one...

Guy on the right: Wait a minute. Why are you playing Portal? Shouldn't you be handling the field computer? Stop slacking, you lazy numbskull!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

A photo taken a split-second after the scoring table noticed that someone had brought some real Trinitrotoluene to the venue. Notice rtfgnow reaching for his metallized Nomex hood...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Being around all this TNT makes me a little nervous.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Sitting down TNT guy thought bubble: Who knew a robot could move that fast!

rtfgnow thought bubble: Man, they're never gonna ask me back to run the FMS

TNT guy with odd head shaped shoulder growth thought bubble: Whatever you do, don't push the...oh dang, too late

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

And the award for Least-Obvious-WAI goes to ...

rtfgnow!

This is his third nomination this evening. He has already won Most Confusing WAI and Most People in a WAI.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

TNT: We Know "Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Man, so much seriousness, passion, and awesomeness in one photo. And all of that was accomplished without looking at the camera. Belongs as album art!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Alex: You know guys, I really love bacon except when it explodes and makes a big mess. Just look at that. Pigs flying everywhere while I'm trying to krunch numbers. *ducks* Whoa, looks like they're using some TNT in the mix so watch out!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Computer: "A strange game."
TNT staff: "Wait, what did you click?"
rtfg: "I just ran 5th gear with all AI, why?"
Computer: "How about a nice game of chess?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Guy standing on left: "Hey look! Isn't that Dean Kamen?.
*two in front look*
Guy in black: *click, click, click*
Announcer: "Correction, Team Krunch has won TNT!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Hey! Where's that guy going with the M&M Cookies?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Me: Ok. 3, 2, 1. GO. We are now streaming straight onto all screens at Ra Cha Cha Ruckus and their webcast. Teach them to hold an event on the same weekend as our off season.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Ref: Wow the four of you are missing a great match. Must be some dang interesting code you're writing there.
Rtfgnow: Yep, sure is. (Thinks to himself: Thank goodness he didn't actually take a look.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Guy in yellow TNT shirt on the right: "Nice game of minesweeper you've got going on there. So you're done with the elimination brackets already?"
rftgnow: "Look away...everybody...don't make eye contact..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

SQUIRREL!!!!

As squirrel is to dog, ______ is to teenage boy.

A. internet enabled phone
B. swerve drive
C. girl
D. Halo 4

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

TNT guy: What's taking so long?
Alex: Just waiting for my code to compile...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283
 

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) Chris is me
3) Ryan Simpson
4) Mr. Pockets
5) EricH
6) Don Rotolo
7) Taylor
8) Travis Hoffman

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!