Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284

Barry Bonzack's campaign for Going Green:

Got goo?
Got garbage?

How about - gobs of green globs of slime?

Got that?

Barry is way out in front, leading the pack in the run for Going Green with his gooiest slimiest globs of garbage on a stick. He'll either sink or swim but no matter what, Barry is going going gone with the Going Green campaign.

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Guys, look what I just found! It's all the money I could be saving by switching to Geico!

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You know, I watch the Discovery Channel and those guys have really great tools to pick up water samples. How come I get this cheap stick with a few nails in it and a Walmart bag? Can this even be called science?!?

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While cleaning, Barry has also been searching for the infamous moonfish. So far, no luck.

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Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.

Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!

Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.

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:: During the the 1604 new member orientation ::

Inquiring mind: So Barry, tell us about all of the exciting things we will get to do and see if we become members of the Harmony Hurricanes?

Barry: Funny you should ask...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284

Okay, okay, here we go!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyB

Go Go Gadget: Pick-up-the-nasty-crap.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Barry Bonzack
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) NorviewsVeteran
5) BrendanB
6) Don Rotolo
7) Taylor
8) Ryan Simpson
9) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Crocodile Hunter voiceover: "Here we see the plastic hunter snag the wild polyethylene. Notice how he uses a PVC capture pole to hide his scent. Crikey! Watch out for the defensive water bag! You don't want that slime on you."

It wasn't until they got to the editing room that they realized the footage could never be used. The barrier wall of the plastic wildlife reserve was in the shot. It was all staged!

(Bad footage is a killer.)

Which means the scores are:

Code:

JaneYoung        69

GaryVoshol        65

Ryan Simpson        63

lingomaniac88        62

Travis Hoffman        61

Taylor        60

kramarczyk        57

AndyB        54

rsisk        54

Don Rotolo        51

EricH        45

Mr. Pockets        45

Akash Rastogi        39

rtfgnow        36

Karibou        36

Wayne Doenges        34

Al Skierkiewicz        31

Chris is me        30

Barry Bonzack        26

NorviewsVeteran        24

rocketperson44        24

dodar        23

Rich Wong        22

Katie_UPS        18

delsaner        18

BrendanB        16

bobwrit        14

MissInformation        13

Daniel_LaFleur        12

Steve W        9

Barngirl425        8

Matt Attallah        7

CHI DONG08        7

RMiller        5

KarenH        4

J93Wagner        4

DRAKE343        3

FinleyM        3

Greg Needel        3

Cynette        3

jmanela        3

Austin H        2

Boydean        2

Jared341        2

Rick TYler        2

Tito H.        2

andrew348        1

Chief Pride        1

Cody Carey        1

dman14        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Mrs.Drake343        1

Q. Sheets        1

Spiffizzle        1

Stephen of REX        1

Stormnnormn        1

youngWilliam14        1

Onward!