CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284
 

It's that time again!

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21581

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Barry: "Hey guys, I found this year's game pieces!"

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In an alternate reality, the Bear Jew used his bat to pick up tetras and trash.

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The Harmony Hurricanes' catch of the day:
1 snapping turtle, several budcanfish, an orange highway safety vest, and countless stories of The One That Got Away: the Barryfish.

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Barry Bonzack IS dressed for success!

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Looky here Darleen, we're gonna be eatin' good tonight!

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Crocodile Hunter voiceover: "Here we see the plastic hunter snag the wild polyethylene. Notice how he uses a PVC capture pole to hide his scent. Crikey! Watch out for the defensive water bag! You don't want that slime on you."

It wasn't until they got to the editing room that they realized the footage could never be used. The barrier wall of the plastic wildlife reserve was in the shot. It was all staged!

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So the old Tetras do have a use! Unfortunately, Barry is displaying unsafe practices - everybody knows he should be wearing the Umbrella Hat for safety.

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Smile this is supposed to be fun. Just keep smiling and moving. Eww this smells so bad.

By the way this is Gill.St.Bernards for some reason I cannot get into my old account

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Go Go Gadget: Pick-up-the-nasty-crap.

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*ques Holy Grail peasant*

"DENNIS! There's some lovely filth down here!"

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Barry works community service after being caught breaking into the basement lab of the GDC.

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Hey look its swampthing! Their robot much more human in person :confused: !

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"Here we see a FIRSTer in the wild. Though not in his natural habitat, he has managed to adapt to his environment and find a way to benefit society, even through the horrible rank of ... that thing. You can also see him recycle his surroundings into tools to help him in picking up ... that thing. Be sure to come back next Tuesday when we'll try to track down the elusive Code Monkey when it travels away from its lair to acquire a fresh case of Mountain Dew."

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*cue teenage girl*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Keep that thing... AWAY!!!

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Barry Bonzack's campaign for Going Green:

Got goo?
Got garbage?

How about - gobs of green globs of slime?

Got that?

Barry is way out in front, leading the pack in the run for Going Green with his gooiest slimiest globs of garbage on a stick. He'll either sink or swim but no matter what, Barry is going going gone with the Going Green campaign.

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Guys, look what I just found! It's all the money I could be saving by switching to Geico!

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You know, I watch the Discovery Channel and those guys have really great tools to pick up water samples. How come I get this cheap stick with a few nails in it and a Walmart bag? Can this even be called science?!?

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While cleaning, Barry has also been searching for the infamous moonfish. So far, no luck.

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Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.

Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!

Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.

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:: During the the 1604 new member orientation ::

Inquiring mind: So Barry, tell us about all of the exciting things we will get to do and see if we become members of the Harmony Hurricanes?

Barry: Funny you should ask...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284
 

Okay, okay, here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Barry Bonzack
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) NorviewsVeteran
5) BrendanB
6) Don Rotolo
7) Taylor
8) Ryan Simpson
9) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

(Bad footage is a killer.)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!