CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34295

As always, the deadline is theoretically possibly sorta kinda potentially Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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The GDC originally planned on using humorously large and heavy tires for Rack 'n' Roll. After realizing that the field reset crew would be too weak to lug them around the field by around the seventh match, they decided to use pool tubes instead.

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Woman:*thought bubble* why did i sign up to be a tire changer for the Grave Digger team?!?

npoe: Grave Digger, for those who don't know, is a monster truck racing/freestyle team

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Mary was visibly displeased by the gift she ended up with at the schools white elephant gift exchange.

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FIRST wanted Michelin as a sponsor. Here the GDC evaluates using them as supplier of the gamepiece. Underneath that tire is a (now) very short FTC-bot.

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She looks tired.

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To spite all those opposed to 2009's super-low-friction wheels, the GDC decided to humor them.

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The secret to Team 25's astounding grip on the field: These are their actual wheels, before the miniaturization process.

[NPOE]Hey! I see my parking space for Brunswick Eruption in the background! :cool: [/NPOE]

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I don't think any team has worked harder to get Michelin as a sponsor.

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Obviously her mother never told her that her face would freeze like that. Such is the way in the world where the rubber meets the road and there's no such thing as a flat tire without a cause.

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Wow, Those guys on 25 are really strict. Look what they do to keep freshmen in line!

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Girl with the tire: "Gah, I can't do this. It's just too much."

(cue corny commercial music)
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(end commercial)

Girl eat's shroom: "Omg nom nom"
Onlooker: "Hey now, you can't use steroids for this. That's just not GP. I'm a fraid we're going to have to...OH MY GOSH. RUN!!!!

(She was last spotted tossing aside obstacles in the countryside a week ago.)

<npoe> * As you can see I'm destined to really go places as a salesman :rolleyes: </nope>

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$@#$@#$@#$@# you GDC and your inflatable game pieces.

I'm never volunteering for field reset again!

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Nice robot. Now, can you give us a hint as to what the 2010 one really looks like?

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Here we see the field reset crew rescuing Calum Pearson. Calum greatly regrets accepting the part of Plow-E in the live action version of the game animation that Paul Lazarus suggested for the 2010 kickoff.