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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

When I said that I wanted to be the human player, this was not in the job description.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

A man and a woman approach Dean Kamen, looking for a job. Dean Kamen says "Each of you must preform a task to get this job." The man is given a car tire. "Now throw it over that post." He does. "You get the job." The woman approaches and before Dean can say anything she says "I've been fighting the system all my life trying to make it in a mans world. You are probably going to make me throw 10 tires over that pole and if I miss one, I don't get the job." Dean says "No, no, no. You just have to throw one tire."

[npoe This was in no means to be sexist. If you are offended, I'm sorry npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

As a fundraiser, 25 decided to hold a mock game of Rack 'n Roll. Here, you can see their human player bringing a spoiler into play.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

For her final and best trick the She-Chameleon from Team 25 slowly turns herself into
a 450 lb. truck tire right in front of the audience.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

person lifting the tire...

hmmm...

i could've had a V8!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

Sorry for the delay--holiday plans and plots and schemes plotted and schemed to keep me busy all day Sunday.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

The secret to Team 25's astounding grip on the field: These are their actual wheels, before the miniaturization process.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

We'll make the honorable mentions easy this week, since I've received a heavy dose of slightly-belated Christmas cheer: Twos for everybody!

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

Which means the scores are:

Code:

JaneYoung        71

GaryVoshol        67

Ryan Simpson        65

Travis Hoffman        64

lingomaniac88        64

Taylor        62

Don Rotolo        61

kramarczyk        59

rsisk        56

AndyB        54

EricH        47

Mr. Pockets        47

Akash Rastogi        39

rtfgnow        38

Karibou        38

Wayne Doenges        36

Al Skierkiewicz        33

Chris is me        30

NorviewsVeteran        26

Barry Bonzack        26

dodar        25

Rich Wong        24

rocketperson44        24

Katie_UPS        18

delsaner        18

BrendanB        16

bobwrit        14

MissInformation        13

Daniel_LaFleur        12

Steve W        9

Barngirl425        8

Matt Attallah        7

CHI DONG08        7

jmanela        5

RMiller        5

KarenH        4

J93Wagner        4

DRAKE343        3

FinleyM        3

Greg Needel        3

Cynette        3

Austin H        2

Boydean        2

Jared341        2

Rick TYler        2

skimoose        2

Tito H.        2

andrew348        1

Chief Pride        1

Cody Carey        1

dman14        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Mrs.Drake343        1

Q. Sheets        1

Spiffizzle        1

Stephen of REX        1

Stormnnormn        1

youngWilliam14        1

Onward!