Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

Proof that NASA trains its rocket scientists in the same manner as it did its Project Mercury chimpanzees. They are still gathering data to determine which species responds more productively to this incentive. Early results indicate that bananas are too healthy a stimulus to elicit much of a useful response from this subject.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

If you dress Hawaiian then the pocket protector must follow suit! And before you say anything, coconuts and papayas don't fit in the shirt pocket. Hang loose dudes!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

Dave Lavery: "Note to self. The experiment of puttng items in pockets and letting students assume it's a game hint is a total success. Little do they know it's my breakfast."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

[npoe]So this year's game involves cooking food! Aha![/npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

When subtle game hints just won't do.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

The last photo of Dave Lavery just before he was savagely attacked by the Mother Banana, which can be see in mid-leap at the lower right of the image.

[NPOE]Hey, I was there! I even have proof he exists![/NPOE]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

So much responsibility. So little sanity.
Dave Lavery everybody.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #287
 

Okay, okay--I was busy thinking about the game.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) Karibou
3) Ryan Simpson
4) EricH
5) GaryVoshol
6) AndyB
7) skimoose
8) lingomaniac88
9) Barry Bonzack

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!