CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #291
 

As a reminder, spying on my photo hopper is rather unsporting.

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31303

As always, the deadline is nominally possibly roughly more or less Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #291
 

FIRST's newest advertising campaign:

"Many years ago I was very shy and awkward, with no sense of what I wanted to do with my life. Then I joined FIRST. Now I'm so successful and so respected that even MIT faculty bows down before me!"

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"I hereby dub thee Sir Woodie, and charge thee with the inspiration of thousands of high school students."

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Bowing man: STOP! Don't move! I think I lost my contact lens!
Standing man: Haha! But you're wearing glasses.

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Woodie: I am not worthy, OnlyPersonInFocus-Man!

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Woodie demonstrates the starting pose that helped him take Gold in the 1972 Olympic Underwater Relay competition.

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Woodie: OK! I am bowing, now please keep the shirt on!

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Woodie, if you want to play patty cake, you will have to stand up.

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Mentor to photographer -
Be careful what you wish for. I wished for a Dr. Woodie Flowers, frozen in time. Now look. I'm going to have to cart him around like that all day, yelling - Flowers coming through - *sigh*

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Mentor: I only asked Woodie if I could borrow his markers. I wanted to post "This End Up" on that robot crate back there.

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Venue Music: "Shout! just a little bit lower now"

(Thanks to Otis Day and the Knights)

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Bow to your sensei... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!
-Napoleon Dynamite

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I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not... hey, you're not Wayne Campbell!
Have you seen him? This guy in the denim loincloth said he had a better transportation solution than the Segway.
Is that Jim Morrison over there... gotta go.

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Woodie is about to demonstrate the newest penalty for not wearing your safety glasses in the pit: A full wind-up head-butt to the stomach.

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Woodie, demonstrating how a well-designed robot will attach itself to the tower.

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Use the force, Woodie!

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Here Woodie demonstrates how all students should show respect for their mentors.

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Alright, alright, here I am!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) Taylor
5) rtfgnow
6) GaryVoshol
7) Don Rotolo

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!