What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

So here’s how it go’s you have a drunken sailor and you’re on a ship (a very old ship before they had a motor and all that) its early in the morning your bored and you want to mess with him so What will you do to a drunken sailor?

I will start with

Put him in a long boat till hes sober







i was listening to this song and had the idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Keelhaul 'im. That'll sober 'im up!

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

He's goin' up to the masthead on the mainmast. He'll have a safety line, but if he falls off, he'll be swinging around for a while...

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Put him in the crows nest and watch him fall to his death. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Give him a box of TeddyGrahams and see if he starts talking to them!:rolleyes:

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Send him for a long walk on a short plank

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Throw him in the brig until he can explain what Dorian Mode is.

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Give him scissors. See what happens.

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

walk thee plank en feed em to them sharkies. :eek:

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

put him in the crows nest and tell him to sit in the corner

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

Steal his hat and watch him blame various floor boards

Re: What will you do to a drunken sailor
 

New answer: Assuming a sloop-rigged (fore-and-aft rig) ship, tie him so that his head is just barely under where the main boom swings. Then watch him duck every time he sees the tack change... and get scared stiff every time he doesn't see it.