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Unfortunately, it broke.

(Didn't see THAT one coming, did ya?)

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Fortunately, it broke in such a way that instead of $10,000 it produced $10,000,000,000.

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unfortunately it did not turn it into us dollars but instead vietnamese dong

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Fortunately, that still translates to over a half million us dollars.

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Unfortunately, it uses $499,990 worth of electricity to run the machine.

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Fortunately, Lord Dumpy lives on an island that is entirely green and runs off wind energy.

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unfortunately, the wind towers broke and couldnt generate enough power to run the machine properly

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Fortunately, the island also had, as a backup, a HEAD (Hamster-driven Energy Array Device) consisting of 100,000 hamsters in wheels, which could still power the machine.

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Unfortunately, all the hamsters die and come back as zombie hamsters determined to destroy the fools who put them in wheels in the first place. ZOMBIE HAMSTERS!!!

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Fortunately, you happen to be an expert in zombie invasions and you're ready to handle this crisis with ease.

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Unfortunately, you are only equipped to deal with zombie hamsters, and it turns out that the zombie hamsters are actually... ZOMBIE NINJA ROBOT VAMPIRE HAMSTERS!:ahh: