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AlexJamesCross 06-02-2012 16:45
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At Javits NYC regional Im hoping to ask for "35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one and a half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven and a half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements." and in like five minutes proceed to ask for an automail arm, leg and a mop" "the reason...... it didn't work as planned"
or
for a "simlish to english translator because our programers messed up...bad":)

nitneylion452 06-02-2012 16:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexJamesCross (Post 1121105)
At Javits NYC regional Im hoping to ask for "35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one and a half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven and a half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements." and in like five minutes proceed to ask for an automail arm, leg and a mop" "the reason...... it didn't work as planned"
or
for a "simlish to english translator because our programers messed up...bad":)
The first one might be a little long, though funny. I'd go with the second.:)

AlexJamesCross 06-02-2012 17:03
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Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1121124)
The first one might be a little long, though funny. I'd go with the second.:)
i was thinking that too but team captain said i should put it anyway

Kirin 06-02-2012 17:21
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Anyone that will never give them up or let them down.
(Team ____ asks for assistance from anyone who will never give them up or let them down...etc etc.)

Bax2996 06-02-2012 18:29
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Originally Posted by AlexJamesCross (Post 1121105)
35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one and a half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven and a half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements." and in like five minutes proceed to ask for an automail arm, leg and a mop":)
This made me happy :D

MishraArtificer 07-02-2012 08:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexJamesCross (Post 1121105)
At Javits NYC regional Im hoping to ask for "35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one and a half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven and a half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements." and in like five minutes proceed to ask for an automail arm, leg and a mop" "the reason...... it didn't work as planned"
...um...could someone translate this for me? (I think they're brewing gunpowder, but what's the 35 liters of water for?)

Andrew Lawrence 07-02-2012 08:52
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Originally Posted by Kirin (Post 1121147)
Anyone that will never give them up or let them down.
(Team ____ asks for assistance from anyone who will never give them up or let them down...etc etc.)
Ha! I love that one!

Another great one:

"Team ____ has lost Waldo. If anyone has found him, please show the PA system directors so we can fix it."

DampRobot 07-02-2012 09:58
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Originally Posted by MishraArtificer (Post 1121579)
...um...could someone translate this for me? (I think they're brewing gunpowder, but what's the 35 liters of water for?)
If I'm not mistaken, these are the raw ingredients for the human body. I remember the Cosmos where Carl Sagan mixed them all together in a big jar. Nothing happened.

whackedwatchdog 07-02-2012 10:05
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Originally Posted by DampRobot (Post 1121611)
If I'm not mistaken, these are the raw ingredients for the human body. I remember the Cosmos where Carl Sagan mixed them all together in a big jar. Nothing happened.
You are correct-- but judging from the rest of that request, they're going for "Full Metal Alchemist." It would be pretty hilarious, but I, like others, wonder if it wouldn't be too long.

AlexJamesCross 08-02-2012 11:09
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Originally Posted by whackedwatchdog (Post 1121615)
You are correct-- but judging from the rest of that request, they're going for "Full Metal Alchemist." It would be pretty hilarious, but I, like others, wonder if it wouldn't be too long.
It is FMA and i was afraid it would be too long as well

Andrew Lawrence 08-02-2012 11:13
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"Team ____ has lost their current ranking, and would like to have it back. Will ____, ____, and ____ loose their next match to restore it?"

-Laughed so hard at this one. :D

kws4000 08-02-2012 14:25
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Not exactly FRC related but BSA....

Asking a rookie camp counselor (Counselor-in-Training, CIT) to go from Scoutcraft to the Waterfront for 200 feet of Shoreline. Very expensive, and the Pioneering class needs it now!

Patrick Chiang 09-02-2012 03:39
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We asked for a flux capacitor every year. (Classic prank, we're not very creative). Last year, the head mentors had a meeting where they got a notice saying that this is unprofessional behavior and a waste of the FIRST guys' time. :(

garyk 08-04-2012 11:58
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"Hug"
"Act of god"

Grim Tuesday 08-04-2012 12:04
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I feel like asking for funny things on the PA is going out of style. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.


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