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JonathanZur1836 16-05-2012 02:13

Re: Funny things to ask for on the PA system
 
If you're dealing with severe damage at a regional, the best thing to tell the guys at the PA: "Team ____ needs a miracle. Once again, team ____ needs a miracle"

torihoelscher 16-05-2012 10:23

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"Has anyone found my ducks? I found 1,2,4, and 5. Where is number 3?"

mcarobotics 31-03-2013 01:03

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Team XXXX has lost their programmer. Would Jerry please return to the pits?

Team XXX needs some air freshener.

Negative 9 31-03-2013 13:14

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Funniest requests at the 2013 Washington DC Regional:

Attention in the pits, we have another parts request. Team XXXX needs some confidence. Once again, that is Team XXXX and they are in dire need of confidence.

Attention in the pits, we have another parts request. Team XXXX would like redstone wire. That is redstone wire for Team XXXX.

Samwaldo 31-03-2013 13:20

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At Boston, after so many people were complaining about the small pits, i finally requested a "Bigger Pit". UNFORTUNATELY they never announced it

fb39ca4 31-03-2013 13:23

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Our team asked for pool noodles, and the announcer said "Team 1899 would like some pool noodles for swimming."

Lewis Nerone 31-03-2013 13:24

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Team 4269 had a student ask the announcer to ask a girl to go to prom with him. Since she does not play robots, we videotaped it and sent it to her. Major success.

Jim Wilks 31-03-2013 13:37

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A bucket of sparks!

Blackphantom91 31-03-2013 13:44

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2013 Oklahoma Regional
  • Team asked for a Sonic Screwdriver ( Funny thing is there was a team there with at least four)
  • Team asked for a very skilled person with a specific set of skills but didn't say what.

I was rolling on the floor laughing when the last one was announced.

synth3tk 31-03-2013 14:21

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Calibrated pneumatic wrench.

splatter 31-03-2013 14:48

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some one asked for a self-priming jiggler pump i thought it was funny.

dellagd 31-03-2013 14:54

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"Metric Adjustable wrench"

"Team 2607 would like 6 weeks of their life back"

I haven't heard any funny requests in MAR in my two years of first though. Seems they cracked down on it.

caseybarisax14 31-03-2013 15:05

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A Clue

rkbot 31-03-2013 16:01

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While in the pits at the boston regional we were in the pit working on our robot when the girl at the counter announced "Team XXXX is in need of a large mouth shafter adapter." It was a good laugh as being in the pits can get frustrating. :D

Kyle A 31-03-2013 16:06

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At Pittsburgh Regional on PI day, an announcement was made that if any teams had pie, that the announcer would happily take some. Also the day after he announced that if there was any left over pie not to throw it out that he would gladly take it.

alex.lew 31-03-2013 17:51

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2013 Bayou Regional: a small paintbrush... for acrylic glue and brushing shavings off the control board

faust1706 01-04-2013 00:20

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"Team XXXX's program is missing a semi-colon. If someone has a spare, please lend it to team XXXX."

RoeeVulcan 02-04-2013 05:53

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Team XXXX has lost a 5 feet wireless cable. If anyone had found it please give it back to team XXXX

Also a great dumb rookie test-
When you tell them to arrange everything, tell one of the to put tall the wireless cables in the box

Zuelu562 02-04-2013 07:43

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(WPI Regional Joke) Team XXXX, XXXX, and XXXX Seems to have misplaced their Friday. If you could find their Friday, please return it to them.

The area around WPI got SLAMMED by a pretty big storm; any team that wasn't within a mile of the venue was either stuck or too scared to try to make it. For my team, all 3 students on the drive team were stuck in their driveway!!!! :ahh:

Or 2230 02-04-2013 10:06

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our team asked for:
wifi wires, communication powder, wireless power distribution board, battery discharger and a pyramid

Bill_B 02-04-2013 11:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Or 2230 (Post 1256114)
our team asked for:
wifi wires, communication powder, wireless power distribution board, battery discharger and a pyramid

Gotta be careful asking for a pyramid in the Middle East. You might get a stone version. - with or without pharaoh.;)

gabrielau23 02-04-2013 16:13

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Last year (Rebound Rumble) at either the Chesapeake or DC regional, one team asked for a hacksaw. The PA announcer turned it into a chainsaw. E V E R Y B O D Y in the pits looked at each other. Teams asked each other if they heard that correctly. Then about 2 minutes later they said, "Sorry, hacksaw. HACK. SAW." And then everybody laughed.

Blair Robot Project dresses up as various characters from the Mario series. One team decided to ask for "Power Stars for the Blair Robot Project"

Alex2614 02-04-2013 21:09

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Geiger Counter, always.

AlexH 03-04-2013 14:00

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i think one of the best "seems legit" until you think about it is a giant screw like a 1"-8

Bonekiller407 12-04-2013 14:10

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Stupid Freshmen test: go get me a semiautomatic wrench/drill.
Haven't tried it yet but it seems like some people will fall for it.
:D
Also i want to, at least once, when another team comes to our pits asking if we need help to say 'can you help me find my sanity?' I feel like it will confuse people.

Also is it to much to ask for my sanity?
:P

pmangels17 12-04-2013 18:42

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At SBPLI this year, we asked for a Self Priming Jiggler Pump. Also team 270, Deer Park (who very unfortunately folded after 2012), requested a team and a robot. I hope so badly that they get it. We tried for a Self Priming Jiggler Pump at NYC earlier this year, but we never got it announced. However, at SBPLI we had success at last!

GaryVoshol 12-04-2013 21:28

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I was talking to somebody in Pit Admin this weekend, and she said a freshman had been told to ask for a wireless PWM. (The joke was on the freshman, not Pit Admin.)

robocritter250 12-04-2013 22:33

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As the pit announcer at Finger Lakes for the last 3 years, myself and our pit admin team have developed great relationships with the "Rochester Regulars". I always love to have students come up to me to try to have different things announced. If you're smart enough to get one by us Kudos to you. Everyone needs a little laugh. With that said, I had a student ask me to page a Mr. Chin, Mr. Chin Chilla.

If you plan to goof around with the Pit Admin table just make sure you have a good relationship with them, there are definitely some pit admins who are more willing than others to have a little fun.

EricH 12-04-2013 23:07

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Here's one to try on an unsuspecting freshman:

Have them announce that your team is looking for some F.O.D. (pronounced "fod"). First team that responds that they have some gets the freshman sent over with a broom or vacuum to collect it--and deposit it into the nearest trash can.


Foreign Object and Debris is the aerospace industry's Enemy #1. If you've been drilling, sawing, or otherwise working on the robot, chances are, you have some on the floor.

seg9585 23-04-2013 17:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1261196)
Here's one to try on an unsuspecting freshman:

Have them announce that your team is looking for some F.O.D. (pronounced "fod"). First team that responds that they have some gets the freshman sent over with a broom or vacuum to collect it--and deposit it into the nearest trash can.


Foreign Object and Debris is the aerospace industry's Enemy #1. If you've been drilling, sawing, or otherwise working on the robot, chances are, you have some on the floor.


If you've been drilling, sawing, or otherwise working on the robot, you have been involved in a DGO -- a "Debris Generating Operation" and thus you are the aerospace industry's Enemy #1 (at least according to my Clean Room cert refresher training)

EricH 23-04-2013 19:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by seg9585 (Post 1266894)
If you've been drilling, sawing, or otherwise working on the robot, you have been involved in a DGO -- a "Debris Generating Operation" and thus you are the aerospace industry's Enemy #1 (at least according to my Clean Room cert refresher training)

We just call 'em "FOD Generators". Applies to just about anybody--no, I don't work in a clean room, we just clean the area frequently, something about all the FOD generators doing work.

seg9585 24-04-2013 02:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1266929)
We just call 'em "FOD Generators". Applies to just about anybody--no, I don't work in a clean room, we just clean the area frequently, something about all the FOD generators doing work.

This reminds me of a high-powered rocket project I led a couple years ago at my company. Our facility was formerly designated as a FOD-free area but was since vacated, allowing the rocket project to take over. In tribute we called our project "FOD-ONE" (reverse-acronym sold to management was 'Flight on Demand')



For the middle 4 feet of the composite, 2-stage, 14 foot tall rocket, the name held true (due to a ripped main shock cord)


But hey, where's the fun if you don't create a little FOD, right?


spydan 24-04-2013 20:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaushal.K (Post 943981)
We actually have one! :ahh: and we use it! :cool: (practice field)

From our competition this year, we ended up with 200-250 ethernet cable from the PTZ camera that they were using.

JamieSinn 27-04-2013 06:58

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we are planning on doing "1334 cannot find team 404"

synth3tk 27-04-2013 14:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieSinn (Post 1267747)
we are planning on doing "1334 cannot find team 404"

As a web developer, that would be awesome.

Jacob Bendicksen 28-04-2013 00:09

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Today in the FRC pits they said "To the guys who are looking for 1.21 gigawatts: you know only a lightning bolt can generate that kind of energy!"

I wanted to go over and say "That means you have our flux capacitor! Give it back!" but the captain vetoed it.

V. B. -FF503 28-04-2013 15:42

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Or go up to the Pit Admina and ask them to anounce that you're looking for your safety glasses, then wait and see how many are actually turned in.

MechEng83 28-04-2013 16:25

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We actually went to Pit Admin at Worlds asking for our alliance partners, because we couldn't find them and they had our pit-crew badges!

Brandon Zalinsky 29-04-2013 09:32

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We usually ask for at least one funny thing at each competition.

2010 Chesapeake: "Team 1058 the PVC Pirates needs PVC glue"
2012 GSR: "Team 1058 needs 180 degree angle bracket"
2013 GSR: "Team 1058 needs non-ferrous steel"
2013 PTR: "Team 1058 needs and 8 inch PID loop"

SteveE 29-04-2013 09:41

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metal shavings for lubrication purposes.

vhcook 29-04-2013 10:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieSinn (Post 1267747)
we are planning on doing "1334 cannot find team 404"

They're in Arkansas. (Team 4843 named their team "404".)

safiq10 06-07-2013 02:41

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Our team name is Devastators I'm going to ask the annoncers to announce when our team is going to a match. "Can someone find optimus Prime. Because the devastators are up right now."

Pjtruslow 30-04-2014 14:10

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my favorite is complaining that whatever tool won't fit in the toolbox the way it is, then sending a rookie off to go find a box stretcher

jagen31 30-04-2014 22:25

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Team 20 is stuck between a rock and a hard place. If somebody could send a winch their way it would be much appreciated.

Team 20 is looking for a shoulder to cry on.

Team 20 is now looking to trade.

Team 20 would like to warn all other teams that the British are coming.

I don't know, I feel like you could use the arrow in the knee meme somehow, as in:

"Team 20 used to build robots like you..."

One does not simply walk into team 20's pits...
without a safety sticker.

Charles Boehm 30-04-2014 22:34

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On the way to St. Louis my mother told a few teamates that she would buy any one of them lunch if they asked for "Charley Barley Boo". This is what she called me when I was younger.

Alas nobody did :mad:

JohnFogarty 30-04-2014 22:37

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For those FTB or Tekkit fans...no one got the reference at world from what I can tell.

Team 4901 requesting Iridium Enriched Tungsten Steel Plate.

You know.....so we can make a nice GregTek Fusion Reactor.

matych1 01-05-2014 01:24

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My favorite was at the Sacramento Regional this year. The guys at the help desk made a bet, and broadcasted over the PA:

"Team XXXX needs $10. That's Team XXXX, and they need $10."
A few minutes later,
"Thank you, everybody, for proving my point."

More than 10 teams had brought $10. It was a hilarious illustration of how willing people are to help at competition :rolleyes:

wasayanwer97 01-05-2014 01:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by matych1 (Post 1381383)
My favorite was at the Sacramento Regional this year. The guys at the help desk made a bet, and broadcasted over the PA:

"Team XXXX needs $10. That's Team XXXX, and they need $10."
A few minutes later,
"Thank you, everybody, for proving my point."

More than 10 teams had brought $10. It was a hilarious illustration of how willing people are to help at competition :rolleyes:

Can confirm.

I only had a 20, so I offered that. Two next to me were in the same situation. I remember hearing someone say "All I have is a hundred. Is that okay?"

FIRST teams never cease to amaze me.

BBray_T1296 01-05-2014 02:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wasayanwer97 (Post 1381384)
Can confirm.

I only had a 20, so I offered that. Two next to me were in the same situation. I remember hearing someone say "All I have is a hundred. Is that okay?"

FIRST teams never cease to amaze me.

You never know, maybe they just needed a few extra corn dogs to last the rest of the competition.

And I am sure plenty of teams have lent out much more than $20 worth of stuff and not gotten/wanted it back

Austin1018 07-05-2014 21:04

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Just thought this one up:

"Team XXXX is looking for their robot, if seen please return it to team XXXX.

On a completely different note, Team XXXX is in need of a hourglass and a dunce hat."

Boe 07-05-2014 21:08

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One we actually did was ask for a two speed transmission. One of our alumni mentors was annoyed with our one speed winch and having to unwind it so he was trying to find a supershifter to swap in. After this was announced our alliance partners for our next match were in our pit asking what was wrong :P

magnets 07-05-2014 21:39

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I think I heard a request for a "three inch box wrench" at CMP.

DampRobot 08-05-2014 03:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BBray_T1296 (Post 1381391)
You never know, maybe they just needed a few extra corn dogs to last the rest of the competition.

And I am sure plenty of teams have lent out much more than $20 worth of stuff and not gotten/wanted it back

And now I'm going to have the announcer ask for corn dogs at Chezy Champs.

Qbot2640 08-05-2014 08:43

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Early Thursday morning at Championship in 2012, one team (can't remember the number) was looking for a pair of "size 14 closed toe shoes".

vladtheimpaled 09-05-2014 11:35

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How about a unibody adjustable weight? :ahh: ::ouch::

Wayne Doenges 09-05-2014 12:03

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At CMP I heard an announcement requesting a 3 pound sledge hammer :ahh:
My two questions were:
Why would you need a 3 pound sledge hammer and who would have a 3 pound sledge hammer in their tool kit?

themccannman 09-05-2014 13:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges (Post 1384053)
At CMP I heard an announcement requesting a 3 pound sledge hammer :ahh:
My two questions were:
Why would you need a 3 pound sledge hammer and who would have a 3 pound sledge hammer in their tool kit?

How else do you deal with uncooperative students?

RoboChair 09-05-2014 16:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges (Post 1384053)
At CMP I heard an announcement requesting a 3 pound sledge hammer :ahh:
My two questions were:
Why would you need a 3 pound sledge hammer and who would have a 3 pound sledge hammer in their tool kit?

Only 3 pounds? That's a little hand sledge, give me an 8 pound sledge and a robot to fix!

RamZ 13-05-2014 16:26

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In 2006, Team 4 competed at the Greater Toronto regional, however our robot didn't make it through customs due to the type of wood our crate was made of.


"Team 4 needs a robot"

PS: We built a robot ("The One Day Wonder") and won the Judge's Award!

DarkRune 25-08-2014 00:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboChair (Post 1384137)
Only 3 pounds? That's a little hand sledge, give me an 8 pound sledge and a robot to fix!

By fix, I presume you mean gently persuade it to work? ;)

seanthompson 25-08-2014 15:15

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Team XXXX needs a tube of elbow grease.

Certified Nerd 25-08-2014 16:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Akash Rastogi (Post 943830)
Test for stupid drivetrain freshmen "Go find me the left-handed screwdriver"

Or a metric crescent wrench.

CaptainKirby 19-03-2015 00:49

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Some good ones I heard at the Utah Regional:

"Team ___ would like some pneumatic fluid"- we brought them an empty water bottle which they thanked us for and taped to their robot for the rest of the regional.

"Team 1619 is looking for a left-handed metric adjustable box wrench" - One team came over to our pit and asked if his adjustable was metric or US standard, another offered us some headlight fluid, and finally another team brought over a mystery tool that none of us figured out what it did.

Sl3dman 19-03-2015 01:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainKirby (Post 1459704)
Some good ones I heard at the Utah Regional:

"Team ___ would like some pneumatic fluid"- we brought them an empty water bottle which they thanked us for and taped to their robot for the rest of the regional.

That happened to be our team :D . We didn't know how much to bring and just about ran out ;) Thanks again 1619!

I_AM_Clayton 19-03-2015 01:40

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So today at our load-in for the St.Louis regional a few team members and I were joking around about this topic ( it happened to be raining slightly at the time) A few of us made a joke saying that if somehow our bag ripped open on the way to Chaifetz and got wet all we would have to do is request a giant vat of rice on the pa system! ( last year we also requested needle and thread after our bumpers were sliced by another robot.

GaryVoshol 19-03-2015 06:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainKirby (Post 1459704)
Some good ones I heard at the Utah Regional:

"Team ___ would like some pneumatic fluid"- we brought them an empty water bottle which they thanked us for and taped to their robot for the rest of the regional.

"Team 1619 is looking for a left-handed metric adjustable box wrench" - One team came over to our pit and asked if his adjustable was metric or US standard, another offered us some headlight fluid, and finally another team brought over a mystery tool that none of us figured out what it did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sl3dman (Post 1459707)
That happened to be our team :D . We didn't know how much to bring and just about ran out ;) Thanks again 1619!

Did you get re-inspected for making a modification to your robot?
:rolleyes:

Pretzel 19-03-2015 09:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol (Post 1459719)
Did you get re-inspected for making a modification to your robot?
:rolleyes:

After we brought them an empty water bottle (freshly filled with pneumatic fluid), they summarily attached it, re-inspected, and played through the playoffs with it as a part of their robot. It made my day when I looked onto the field and saw it actually on their robot!

planetbrilliant 19-03-2015 09:36

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At the Indianapolis District Event a couple weeks ago someone asked for a toothbrush "clean and still in it's original packaging"

kyle_hamblett 19-03-2015 09:47

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At the northeastern district event last year, someone asked for a left handed screwdriver... One of the team leads ran into the pit and wrote "lefties only!" On it.

The other Gabe 19-03-2015 11:50

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my team had for a while a fake student called "Roth Jamison" (back in 2013). he was made up by one of our jokesters after they were reminded to not put any fake names on the team sign up sheet. He became a recurring thing, popping up all over the place, even getting his own Facebook page, and the practice robot named after him.

Long story short, we got the announcer in the stadium of the competition (not the pits, but during competitions) to announce for "Roth Jamison to please return to the pit area" at the Central washington Regional (I hope I'm remembering all of this correctly)

carpedav000 09-10-2015 22:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by planetbrilliant (Post 1459752)
At the Indianapolis District Event a couple weeks ago someone asked for a toothbrush "clean and still in it's original packaging"

At the Indianapolis district event one of my fellow teammates was sent to the pits to find a bucket of pneumatic fluid. He came back twenty minutes later after not being able to find it. We enlightened him afterwards.

Ari423 10-10-2015 00:00

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We have had team members ask for a bocky, which was then announced to everyone in the pits (I'll hold off on the definition to keep this PG). IIRC the announcer's exact words were "Team 423 needs a bocky". Everyone who knew what she said was laughing hysterically.

Additionally, we have a mentor named David Delacato who likes to wander off with his mentor friends at competitions. Once when we needed him but couldn't find him we made an announcement "Team 423 is in need of a Delacato". Sadly he didn't hear the announcement himself, but his friend did and send him back to our pits.

ExplosiveNoble 17-03-2016 00:29

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"Team 4920 needs a used mountain dew bottle." We actually did need it, to make our vision system see in green... and 2 teams actually helped us out!
Something our team does to teammates that are inexperienced with tools/ machining, is ask them to find some "Add-A-Thou" or aluminum magnets :') One guy spent his whole day searching for us...

Ichlieberoboter 17-03-2016 02:20

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With 10 minutes until pit closing on Thursday with our robot still having a ton of issues we asked for a functioning robot.


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