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Vermeulen 11-04-2010 11:29
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
"This place is a total pit."

Alan Anderson 11-04-2010 12:54
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DinerKid (Post 952061)
One in chair: "Make me a sandwich"
One Standing up: "No make it yourself"
One in Chair: "Pseudo make me a sandwich"
One standing up: "Okay"
It's not "pseudo". It's sudo, a command to substitute userid and do another command as that user.

The su command is often misinterpreted by people as meaning superuser, since by default it will cause the current session to be treated as "root", the super user. If you have the proper authority, prepending a command with sudo will run that command with full access to the entire system and no further security checks.

Marc P. 11-04-2010 15:38
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DinerKid (Post 952061)
This is one of my favorites. I like that it has a picture of the kids on office chairs having a sword fight, so realistic. I had a telemarketer call so i said "I have to go my code is compiling" he understood, laughed for a second then hung up.

one of our code guys has a shirt that has two cartoon characters one sitting in a chair and the other standing up each with speech bubbles.

One in chair: "Make me a sandwich"
One Standing up: "No make it yourself"
One in Chair: "Pseudo make me a sandwich"
One standing up: "Okay"

~DK
May as well embed the original comics-
(With all credit belonging to Randall Munroe of xkcd.com)





He was also responsible for this gem, probably my favorite XKCD comic to date:
(this was posted here on CD when it was first released, but while we're on the XKCD discussion, it seems relevant to the discussion)

1986titans 11-04-2010 16:19
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
^ And that last comic is called "FIRST Design."

Hmmm...

Radical Pi 11-04-2010 19:37
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Team 689 must be so proud of that comic (the comic ID is 689). Perhaps they tried to implement it :P

btw not even that design could stop 469. If they lock down on the tower before the sprinklers activate, then they can loop the balls from autonomous. Randall, your design is no longer the awesomest

RoboMom 11-04-2010 19:53
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Although not really jokes, the spotlights featured on Feb. 14 on cd always crack me up.

Kyler386 11-04-2010 19:57
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
From my signature:

ManicMechanic 11-04-2010 20:01
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Not exactly a joke, but Post # 15 in this thread is classic.

DinerKid 11-04-2010 21:32
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Anderson (Post 952105)
It's not "pseudo". It's sudo, a command to substitute userid and do another command as that user.

The su command is often misinterpreted by people as meaning superuser, since by default it will cause the current session to be treated as "root", the super user. If you have the proper authority, prepending a command with sudo will run that command with full access to the entire system and no further security checks.
Sorry about that i'm not really a code guy. i know survival code but i am not at the level of most FIRST code guys. Plus it's not my fault that i said pseudo instead of sudo it is a programmers fault. Yet another classic "joke" to put on your shirt.

~DK

FRC4ME 11-04-2010 22:33
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
This year we named our robot "LongShot," which was a bit of a joke itself.

During one of the many Mac vs. PC debate to face the programming team, this got shouted across the room:
Windows user 1: "Hey, why do Mac users multiply so quickly?"
Windows user 2: "I don't know, why?"
Windows user 1: "Because they don't think they need protection."
All Windows users: <insane laughter>

demosthenes2k8 11-04-2010 23:02
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Your programmer pronounced it wrong, it's "su-dew". Like the soda. xD

Measure once, cut twice, oops, recompile!

[H]eather M.S. 13-04-2011 09:38
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
So another robot walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says "Can I get a screwdriver?"

HA! GET IT? CUZ, LIKE A SCREWDRIVER IS A TYPE OF DRINK MIX!!!
meh, my friend told me that one...

Wayne Doenges 13-04-2011 13:10
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
What do you get when you combine Vodka and Milk if Magnesia?

A phililps screwdriver.

Zuelu562 13-04-2011 14:21
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Sometimes FIRST-er's look like they just got electrocuted after walking out of the work area after ship day - they likely did.

Alex2614 13-04-2011 14:52
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
"Sounds like a software problem."
"Sounds like a software problem."
"........Software problem!!"


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