Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

Not robotics specific, but I am partial to my tag line too...

"The sooner we get behind schedule, the more time we have to catch up."

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

This sign is on the door to our "programming cave" or "storeroom":

If it is falling apart its a MECHANICAL problem.

If it is spewing magic smoke it is an ELECTRICAL problem.

If it is rampaging around destroying things it is a PROGRAMMING problem.

-Mr. Van
Coach, Robodox

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

That is team 1678, the Citrus Circuits. That is an awesome T-shirt design.

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

here's one I came up with:

You know your a rookie team when 50% of your bot is made of zip ties.

It brings back ol' memories

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We started in 1999 and we still use zip ties! Though no where near as much as we did before!

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I'm pretty happy with the one in my signature:

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

Conversations with Hardware Guys:

Me: "Code's compiling!"
HG: "You switched to Python this year."
Me: "Code's interpreting!"

"It is impossible to get magic smoke back into electronics. The closest science has come is soldering- and even then, a great deal of it escapes to the air."

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

Sounds like you're paraphrasing a clip of Red vs. Blue, there...

On topic, I was always a fan of "Open mouth, insert Dew. Problem Solved!"

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

Knock Knock

Who's There

Uber

Uber Who

Uber going to score that tube, aren't you?

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R.I.P. Duct Tape Rule :D

For those not steeped in historical information on FIRST, until 2008 (Correct me if I'm wrong) there was a rule in the rulebook known as the Dean Kamen Rule; NO DUCT TAPE.

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Excuse me, do you have victors on your robot? Well you better let them off, that's a safety violation!

You could substitute victors for jaguars, and say something regarding jaguars like, wear your safety glasses, jaguars are dangerous animals.

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Not too bad Chris! However, my favorite is still your 2010 IRI tag line submission...

:cool: "If the Lady was Here, She Would go Ga-Ga" :yikes:

LOVE IT!! & still :D:D

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

This is from one of 2035's pins:

"WHERE'S THAT (wire) STRIPPER!?"

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

when we were at regionals we lost a jag in our first match, so while we were in the pit trying to replace it i saw a tiger mascot walking around. i told him he probably shouldn't get to close since we killed one of his cousins.

=)

Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

Some people like country, others like rap.

As for me, I'm into Metal.

What kind you ask?

Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.