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Steve Compton 16-04-2011 20:44
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexH (Post 1053552)
Some people like country, others like rap.

As for me, I'm into Metal.

What kind you ask?

Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
Hey all....I'm AlexH's coach and yes, I never understood this joke either....

Scimor5 16-04-2011 21:39
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
This doesn't really quality of as a joke but, At one point in the pits our team captain was pushing our lead programmer around on our cart yelling "robot".

At the same regional we had announced we need "kryptonite and the location of superman".

VKP 16-04-2011 21:53
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
I stumbled upon this:
http://stories-etc.com/engineers.htm

I hope engineering jokes count =p

J93Wagner 16-04-2011 22:37
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Nice. They're pretty funny. But the worst part about them is that most of them are how I feel or how I would react! :eek:

Taylor Hawkins 17-04-2011 18:10
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Heard this from one of our programmers

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who dont.

Bill_B 18-04-2011 00:33
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Hawkins (Post 1053848)
Heard this from one of our programmers

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who dont.
But there are really three types of people, those that can count and those that can't.

WizenedEE 18-04-2011 01:14
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that think this joke is using base ten, those that thing this joke is in base two, and those that know this joke is in base three.

Also:

Every base is base 10.

Alan Anderson 18-04-2011 11:34
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by WizenedEE (Post 1053940)
Every base is base 10.
Let's see you justify that with base e. :D

pfreivald 18-04-2011 11:46
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!

MishraArtificer 18-04-2011 23:16
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pfreivald (Post 1054034)
sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!
Um...translate for the less mathematically inclined?

J93Wagner 18-04-2011 23:50
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pfreivald (Post 1054034)
sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!
I hope you enjoyed your imaginary pi.

EricH 19-04-2011 01:09
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Translation:

sqrt(-1) = i (imaginary numbers always have this somewhere)
2^3 = 8
capital sigma = Σ (usually means "sum")
pi should be self-explanatory.

(i)(8)(Σ)(pi)

Oh, and can someone tell me what this is?
indefinite integral ((1/cabin)*dcabin)

Alan Anderson 19-04-2011 01:39
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pfreivald (Post 1054034)
sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MishraArtificer (Post 1054339)
Um...translate for the less mathematically inclined?
The square root of -1 is i.
Two raised to the power of three is eight.
The Greek letter Σ (sigma) represents a sum.
And, of course, the name of the Greek letter π (pi) sounds like the English word pie.

ChrisH 19-04-2011 01:52
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1054393)
Translation:

sqrt(-1) = i (imaginary numbers always have this somewhere)
2^3 = 8
capital sigma = Σ (usually means "sum")
pi should be self-explanatory.

(i)(8)(Σ)(pi)

Oh, and can someone tell me what this is?
indefinite integral ((1/cabin)*dcabin)
A log cabin

EricH 19-04-2011 03:44
Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisH (Post 1054401)
A log cabin
You're close, but missing something. I said an indefinite integral.


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