Re: Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?
 

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[5 minutes before match] Just let me make one little change to the code.

I did this once for Vex. The mentors weren't too happy about me changing the code then, but IT DID WORK!!! I would expect it normally doesn't turn out so well.

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Two robots walked into a bar. One suspended from it for the win.

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CW: a bit vulgar... thought this up today and couldn't resist the urge to share :)

P1: Knock, knock
P2: Who's there?
P1: Dean Kamen.
P2: Dean Kamen who?
P1: His wife.

Lol okayyy peace out :cool:

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1. A robot shows up a championship, and boy are it's humans tired.
2. We came, we saw, we taped a bit back on, we passed inspection.
3. Who let the smoke out...sung to Baha Men.
4. Bump(h)er? I didn't even know her.
5. 'Defense crossing zone' with a circle and slash through it.
6. Our Stronghold game has Tourettes (pronounce like turrets).
7. 'Tis but a scratch (Black Knight from Monty Python).
8. These jokes, like our robot, are reaching (picture of a climber).
9. We are up in the air over it (picture of a climber).
10. Catapulting to victory! Ah shoot...NO WAIT!
11. Inner piece to outer works?
12. Why did the robot cross the defenses?
13. FRCxxxx strongly held since xxxx
14. The fire breathing dragon defense is invisible!
15. Breach protocol, don't get defensive!
16. If you have treads...They tread on me!

Does your head hurt yet :)?

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Two robots walked into a bar.

The third was designed to handle that defense.

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2013: Team 2079 needs dead weight...no really.

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As I plopped all of the e-clips in the entire workshop on the lead programmer's desk, I said "Here, you seem to know how to use these better than the mechanics"

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Just a proposed revision to the low bar joke:

Two robots drive into a bar. The third one is shorter than 16".

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14", if you account for the incline on the ramp.

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Dean wears denim > denim is blue > water is blue > water game confirmed. :p

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If you wait to the last minute to do something, you only have to spend one minute on it!