CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #302
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35362

As always, the deadline is theoretically possibly sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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The varied effects of an addiction to FIRST: reactions like a little kid, extreme concentration, and an overwhelming urge to talk to electronics in the hopes that they'll actually work this time.

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OW! This thing's got my thumbs! GET IT OFF!

(kid at right) Hm, how'd the "bite me" autonomous routine start up again?

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Guy on Left: FRC, FTC, FLL FIRST LEGO LEAGUE
Guy on Right: How do I turn this stupid rap off?

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Time Flies and so does the robot when the Metal In Motion hits the bump just right and your driver does the mind meld on your driver station!

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EXTREME WINDOWS SOLITAIRE

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #302
 

Guy on the right: Hey, if you press on the screen REALLY hard, you get all kinds of pretty colors. Whoa.
Guy on the left: STOP FOOLING AROUND AND FOCUS ON THE GAME!
Guy on the right: But dude, the colors...
Guy on the left: FORGET THE COLORS!

Maybe sending out those netbooks to all the teams wasn't such a good idea after all...

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Driver: "AAAAHHH"
Driver2: "Those programmers! Who thought it would be a good prank to route 240v through the joysticks?"

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Driver: "Ramming speeeeeeeed!"

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Driver: Prepare, for LUDICROUS SPEED!

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343's driver discovers 4chan...

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oooohhhhh, if only i could say what was actually said ;)

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Coach (guy in the middle): "I wonder what Mrs. Drake is making for dinner..."

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In one of those special ET phone home moments that we all have:

Driver 1 - Wow, I've never driven forward before!

Driver 2 - Did you order anchovies on the pizza?

Coach - *thought bubble* I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something.

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Guy on left: Why isn't it moving?!?!

Classmate Screen: Sorry, I am afraid I cannot do that Dave

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Look, I am telling you for the last time we are not connected. You are driving someone else's robot!

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Student on Left: "Oh my goodness, Dave Lavery is eating a Dunkin Donut!!!!"
Student on Right: "Stay focused man!!!"

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Student on left: "Do you think that if the robot is on the far end of the field, and if I open my mouth wide enough, the camera will register it as a target?"
Coach: "Don't be ridiculous."
Student on right: "Well, let's see..."


Student on right: "Umm...ball launching at [student on left]'s face in 3, 2, 1..."

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Guy on right:Oh my gosh
Guy on the Left: Woah who knew firin mah lazar would work so well.

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Guy on left: Okay, I'm lined up for the shot. FIRE!
Guy on right: Oh...I kinda replaced the operator controls with a webcam. But on the bright side, my hair sure does look good!

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THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ON SKYPE!

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Here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rtfgnow
3) lingomaniac88
4) Vermeulen
5) The Cyborg
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Karibou
9) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!