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hektormagee 27-04-2010 00:14

Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

the man 27-04-2010 09:24

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hektormagee (Post 958281)
For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

Ha i think that is going to be my new best joke of all time. Tell your friend he is amazing!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Taylor 27-04-2010 09:40

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ... That's a three point bonus they can't pass up

Dancin103 27-04-2010 10:42

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor (Post 958330)
The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ...

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

Andrew Schreiber 27-04-2010 10:54

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancin103 (Post 958348)
I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

Don Wright 27-04-2010 10:58

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

IKE 27-04-2010 11:23

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Wright (Post 958353)
If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

Honestly, I am not sure about 2v0, but I do think they routinely play 12 v. 10 or 13 v. 9.

Don Wright 27-04-2010 12:39

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lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

Enigma's puzzle 27-04-2010 14:20

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I heard that during alliance selections the Lions were going to draft 2 looper bots. Is that better than a first round reciever every year?

EricH 27-04-2010 14:21

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
If football were played like Breakaway, the Lions would be the top team in the NFL due to the direction the scoring goes.

(You may have to think about that one a bit...)

Zach O 27-04-2010 14:34

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
"On behalf of the Detroit Lions, we would like to request the assistance of... Ndamukong Suh!"

Taylor 27-04-2010 15:01

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"We may be 0-16, but we're tops in seeding points!"

IKE 27-04-2010 16:20

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Originally Posted by Don Wright (Post 958385)
lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

The team doing anything coordinated is a bit too high of an assumption, that is why I had to split it. :yikes:

AmoryG 27-04-2010 17:17

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber (Post 958351)
Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

kjolana1124 27-04-2010 17:18

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Originally Posted by AmoryG (Post 958471)
At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

Oakland Raiders :D

Yes, yes I am well aware....:rolleyes:

Jack Jones 02-05-2010 23:12

Re: Scoring System Joke (Michigan)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancin103 (Post 958348)
I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

So - you're the one!


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