| Billfred |
31-05-2010 08:00 |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #307
Time for some Monday morning judging!
First place goes to:
Quote:
Originally Posted by rsisk
[Ralphie is visiting Travis at the Buckeye Regional, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Travis: How about a nice button?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Button? Button? What's a button? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'button'.
Travis: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A button? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved off the robot, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Delphi E.L.I.T.E Forty Eight 2010 Model Robot!
Travis: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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Second place goes to:
Quote:
Originally Posted by delsaner
Kid on bot: Travis, why is that board made of wood?
Travis: Well, we did not have enough money to buy metal.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Well... because we did not do enough fund-raising.
Kid: Why?
Travis: *sigh* Because the economy is terrible this year.
Kid: Why?
Travis: .....I dont know. I do not know why the economy is bad.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Because I did not take any economy classes.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Because I did not have any interest in economics!
Kid: Why?
Travis: *repeatedly bangs head on workbench*
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) JaneYoung
2) GaryVoshol
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Josh Fox
5) Spiffizzle
6) Karibou
7) Taylor
And the burn award goes to:
Quote:
Originally Posted by kramarczyk
Travis during his recruiting speech: Look, if you want to be an athlete on a successful Cleveland team your only real choice is to be a math-lete.
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Which means the scores are:
Code:
JaneYoung 130
GaryVoshol 128
Taylor 126
Ryan Simpson 113
lingomaniac88 113
rsisk 113
EricH 109
Don Rotolo 104
rtfgnow 94
kramarczyk 92
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 76
Mr. Pockets 63
Al Skierkiewicz 63
Wayne Doenges 59
AndyB 56
BrendanB 43
delsaner 41
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
Katie_UPS 34
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 19
bobwrit 18
Barngirl425 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
The Cyborg 13
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Vermeulen 12
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
Josh Fox 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
JackG 3
kstl99 3
Spiffizzle 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
Graham Donaldson 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
rcmolloy 1
Schnabel 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1
nighterfighter 1
Onward! |
