CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #318
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35258

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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This will surely get me a girlfriend. Those muscles pills didn't do squat for me.

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Michael Phelps, this is what happens when you don't do drugs.

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From one Old Spice Guy to another, this pose really works better with a chainsaw in your hand.

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OK, my team bet me that if we won, I wouldn't be able to stand up straight with all their medals on my neck. This is a picture of my victory pose, I get a seat all to myself on the bus and we get to watch my collection of past Championship videos all the way home. Woo Hoo!

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Andy Baker has nothing on this guy. He was so good he won every robotics award at the regional. The judges even invented new ones so he could win those too.

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The pictured mentor is now a quadriplegic, due to a broken neck from the weight of all those medals. Guess FIRST needs to redesign them for less weight again.

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Practicing his pose for the airport TSA.

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It's worth noting that he still has less medals than Beatty, The Cheesy Poofs, or Simbotics. :rolleyes:

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Police : "Keep those hands where we can see 'em Medallion thief!"

Perp : "Honestly officer. I was just taking them to be polished." :rolleyes:

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Coach:
Ok you think this is cool?! For my next trick, I will do a headstand while wearing these beauties - without busting a tooth or losing an eye. Brains, I'm not so sure about... drum roll please.

Team: Some coaches are cool and some coaches are dorks - we're one of the lucky teams, we have a coach who's a cool dork.

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Heh, Michael Phelps thinks he has a lot of gold medals... good luck with that, buddy!

EDIT: Oh, I didn't notice the title... now I feel unimaginative :(.

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I'm not sure how this robot won. It has both red and blue bumpers, and one of them is out of the BUMPER ZONE.

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Money, money, money, money!

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"I said slap me TEN. Didn't you hear the 'Ten'?"

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After joining the robotics team I learned how to use a milling machine and make these cool medallions. Wanna buy one, cheap?

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Shortly after this picture was taken, a bucket of water came toward him from behind. All that could be heard were screams of, "I'm smelting, I'm smelting!"

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This replaces my previous entry.

<singing>
"Aren't you glad you use Dial
Don't you wish everybody did
Aren't you glad you use Dial?
...Don't you wish everybody did?

[NPOE] depending on your age (no offense intended) you may or may not remember the dozens (hundreds?) of commercials that featured this song.]/NPOE]

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BAZINGA!!

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He may act like Michael Phelps, but there's no way you'd get him to train enough to get those golds. He'd have to spend too much time away from his phone, laptop, and Xbox...

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Kid in background: "You know medals aren't a substitute for deodorant, right?"

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Vermeulen
4) Ryan Simpson
5) Don Rotolo
6) JaneYoung
7) EricH
8) skimoose

And the burn award goes to:

(Oh, another shining moment in South Carolina history...)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!