CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #321
 

Time to launch the next one!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34904

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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"Bye, Son."--Chuck's mom when he went off to college.
"Bison."--Chuck's mom on seeing this picture.

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Early prototype for Capitol One commercial...

What's in your wallet?

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No china shop for you!

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Another case of misreading the rules. No, the human player (*) cannot pick up the track ball, even if he is wearing safety glasses.

[npoe] (*) - err, RoboCop, um, RoboCoach, uhh, "Coach who isn't really the coach - who gets the button with the dot?" Whatever we called that position in 2008. [/npoe]

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Dude, you might think twice about wearing that red shirt right now.

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FIRST: Grab Mentors by the Horns

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His best Austin Powers impression...

Yeah baby, Do I make you horny?

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Channeling characters from Rocky and Bullwinkle doesn't work for everyone but hey, at least Chuck isn't thinking he is as smart as a tractor.

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"If I hear one more "Take the bull by the horns" joke, I'm going to gore someone"

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Call me crazy, but aren't the calipers supposed to be connected when making this measurement?

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After realizing that human jaw muscles could not be adapted to their biomechanical mandible, the RoboLancers tried to save their off-season project by creating a new super-hero: The Minotaur!

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Team 321 attempts to make a pact with Satan. Note the horns and glowing red eyes.

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Don't have a COW, I wasn't going to STEER the robot into anything important, now MOO-ve over and quit being such a BULL-y.

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I need to get that picture out right away. I want to be a giant ant on Dr. Who!

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Hey, last I checked, 321 is called the "Robolancers," not the "Robomatadors"...

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In 2008, Team 321 tried a new strategy. It was, "If you can't beat 'em, pop the track balls so that no one wins."

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Here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rtfgnow
2) Taylor
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) skimoose
5) JaneYoung
6) GaryVoshol
7) Karibou
8) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!