CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #322
 

Happy Labor Day!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/18109

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Look mom, no hands!

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Everyone was so impressed with 322's hanging ability they didn't even notice when Jack popped out of his box right behind Paul

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I can haz ze gravity back on plz?

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I notice Paul is wearing a Red Wings jersey. This must have been before Detroit got a baseball team.

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Paul is wondering what just happened--he'd been looking at a 5-way hang at IRI 2010 and suddenly saw this.

As a side note, team 322 recently revealed that they had a time machine, but were rather quiet about whether it actually worked.

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The robot! Wow! WOW! It's amazing! It's BEAUTIFUL! It... reminds me of the Matrix... RUN AWAY!

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What refs really are thinking about during a match:

Dark haired ref: "C'mon Lori, stop blocking my view of the field!"

Karen (on far side of field): "Now which one of those kids dropped his gum? And how do I get it off my shoe?"

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"What?!? You've never seen a kid on the monkey bars?"

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Paul was worried that all the electrons would run to robot's head if it hung that way for too long.

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Although they had been playing practical jokes on eachother all day, when Paul saw 322 haning upside down, he knew the robots' pranks had gone too far. The ref couldn't bear to watch.

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Just an entry for the pity point. Maybe to be amended before judgement day.

[npoe]ttldomination FTW, I just can't compete with that.[/npoe]

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The Robot's thoughts: All the blood(?) is rushing to my head(?)

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Robot: "And now for my patented upside-down hang. OH NO, the battery is slipping out of it's holder!! Someone is going to............"

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Houdini-the-hanging-bat-mobile woke up in time to see the vexed look on Paul's face and thought, "Man, Paul is really not going to be happy when I drop my wheels and fly," and off he flew to the amazement of the crowd. Paul's face froze like that.