CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333
 

You'll need like three tie-dye shirts to do well here.

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23748

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333
 

The real reason why no teams could score in the blue goal during practice: it was rigged so they couldn't. Here we see the field crew fixing it after somebody "fixed" it. Who remains a mystery, though the FIRST Field Police suspect an inside job based on this photo.

In an unrelated note, nobody has yet been able to translate the message seen in the window. It is widely supposed that it contains the identity of the person responsible for the field scoring system for the 2006 game, and has been scrambled to protect his or her identity.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333
 

Remember those Chinese Thumb traps you had when you were a kid?



Well, it takes something much more complex to trap an FTA.

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After interminable delays while the stepladder was brought out and the goal cleared, the pokey-pokey stick was introduced.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333
 

"Shhhhhh! We will tell him in a while that he is putting the chains in backwards! It is payback for all the trouble he gave us in committee meetings. In the meantime just smile and nod."

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I swear, someone had to have put butter on these things.

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I can see Montana's Green Heights from here!

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FTA hollering down from the ladder:
Ok guys - quit messing around and get back to work. I mean it.

FTA mumbling to himself:
Orifice, schmorifice - why does the field crew always link everything I'm doing to bad puns? This is just a really big hole. Seriously.

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Not maintaining three contact points....Hopefully the Safety Judges don't see this!

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Here we see the FTA jumping through hoops trying to 'score' with the ladies.;)

[NPOE]As I pull ahead of Al, Jane jumps wildly ahead and Ryan... well, Ryan leaves us ALL in the dust...[/NPOE]

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You put your right hand in,
you put your right hand out,
your put your right hand in and you shake it all about,
you score a few points and practice G-P,
'cause that's what it's all about!

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Photographer; "Do you think Billfred will use this picture in the "Caption the Photo" contest?"
FTA: "I don't think so. It doesn't show anything."
Student on right: "Well it has me looking up for no reason."
Student on left: "Well there's Billfred. Let's ask him."

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FTA: "I need more zip ties..."
Student: "Why?"
FTA: "Well...we're missing a chain."

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FTA: "Well here's your problem! We just need to..."

Student on left: "What's that. Do I hear shooters winding up! Incoming!!!!" :ahh:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333
 

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) Karibou
3) skimoose
4) EricH
5) Brianna

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!