CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35972

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Did you ever play "Reach out and touch someone" with a Van de Graaff generator and a few chairs? This is the same game with a new twist. Yep, winters in Michigan can get pretty brutal. C'mere little boy!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Left alone to guard the new robot, this unfortunate freshman was never seen again.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

<not an entry>

Billfred, I believe that you forgot to give Taylor his 3 points for last week's burn award.

(Even though it'll put me a bit further back in 2nd place, I figured that this should be fixed :D )

</not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

A robot is worth 30 points elevated above 12". But the programmer who puts code onto the base robot is worth -30 points per bruise inflicted by robots attempting to get that 30-point bonus, which explains why no robots have even attempted the bonus in the last couple of years.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Yes, newbies, there really was a time when robots were allowed to expand beyond their frame perimeters.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Darn robot, I may be short, but you still can't beat me at keep away.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Ref: "I'm sorry, but Mountain Dew is not an acceptable power source. Unfortunately, you elevated programmer will not score points."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Before there were high 5's there were high zeroes. >>swaaaack<<

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"No seriously! The robot said that if I sat on its lap it would tell me a story!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Student: "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting mentors with my ACME ring-capture robot model #33."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

It took 3 days to scrape what was left of this kid off the wall after the Robonauts of Hazzard saw those ramps.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

[npoe]Billfred, you should give Ryan Simpson 5 points for just being a great guy. [/npoe]
Pictured: a regulation FRC robot, powered by standard 12v battery.
Also shown: a regulation FRC student, powered by standard Mountain Dew.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Al's misguided attempt to "make the robot street-legal".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338
 

Ramping up the chick magnet effect - like bees to honey.