CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

Things are finally coming into bloom around this town!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35352

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

[npoe] I am up at an ungodly hour and I expect to look back at this caption wondering what I was thinking. Now I shall go look at the picture.[/npoe]

Whats the difference between a Sixer and a FRC robot?

One is a great Basketball player and is celebrated worldwide. The other is a human.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

Miss Daisy drives around the court shooting balls into the crowd...
...and half the crowd stood up and surrendered.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

The Aim High robot has lost power. It now Aims Low. "Ouch!"

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What are the odds that a robot can hit a fan at a sixers game? 1:18,000.

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OK, that's H. O. R. S. - one more shot, and the robot wins! Wait, what, we have to spell Clydedale?

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If we can't get someone on this team to shoot then I will resort to a robot to get us on the scoreboard!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

NBA referre of the future: get a penalty, get a ball to the face.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

(robot): Beer Here! Get'cher Beer Here!

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Guy holding balls: Hey wait, your not a hot cheerleader throwing stuff into the crowd!!!!!
Robot: No, I am not......I'm better than that.

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Someone in the Sixers' front office heard the 2006 vision system was better than a referee's eyes.
They thought they'd give it a shot.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!

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Announcer: "Brawn vs.Brains Throwdown = no brainer... Brawn has forgotten his safety glasses, Miss Daisy is putting the petal to the metal!"

The crowd roars, the balls fly, EMS arrives, Brawn gains a healthy respect for Brains.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

Sixers tryout.
Announcer: "Miss Daisy has a great three point shot, can charge the lane and has great defensive moves but she is always being penalized for traveling and her dribbling leave something to be desired."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341
 

Despite being a sharpshooter from beyond the arc, #341's NBA career just never panned out. Teammates criticized him for being a ball hog and for not getting back on defense, and his battery couldn't last the full match. Also, at just 5 feet tall, he was always out-hustled on the boards.