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Egg 3141592654

06-02-2011 17:28

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Since we do static testing almost every day, we just move the cRIO, distribution board, bridge, (basically anything that requires moving electrons to move) anywhere we need/want it. This mobility should help us, but it is the same skill that curses us. We just get moved everywhere except the ceiling and nothing ends up getting done (I still laugh at the hilarity of 3 people moving around a bunch of expensive things tethered together around poles and people).

1168Programmer

06-02-2011 21:11

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egg 3141592654 (Post 1017007)

(I still laugh at the hilarity of 3 people moving around a bunch of expensive things tethered together around poles and people).

That does sound quite amusing.

Programming humor is funny, period. Also, I think programmers (or maybe it's just anyone on a FIRST team, not sure yet) describe machines in terms of emotion, such as "The camera gets really angry when you do this" or "The zombie watchdog is sad because it hasn't been fed"

The most recent one was our old laptop seems to be in better health and happier with life in general than the main one.

bladetech932

06-02-2011 21:41

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

The watchdog will bite your ankles if its not fed:D, then it will have Watchpuppies and they will attack you with errors!!!:eek:

Robototes2412

07-02-2011 14:31

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Programming humor

Code:

bool the_question = (0x2B || !0x2B);

whats even worse is how it evaluates to true

demosthenes2k8

07-02-2011 14:50

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Code:

if(noble(suffer(slings & arrows)) > noble(arms.take())) {

        if(oppose()) exit(0);

}

A poorly done version of the next couple of lines...

cooldude8181

07-02-2011 16:36

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

We are forced into one little corner of the room, which is funny, because we have a huge programming sub-team. Why do people want to program? We only need one or two people to program the robot! Not eight!!!!

1168Programmer

07-02-2011 17:07

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Oh, and happy Love Your Robot Day. Apparently today is national Love Your Robot Day.... So basically it's happy FIRST day... we need a party with mountain dew

1168Programmer

07-02-2011 17:19

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Quote:

Originally Posted by demosthenes2k8 (Post 1017668)

Code:

if(noble(suffer(slings & arrows)) > noble(arms.take())) {

        if(oppose()) exit(0);

}

A poorly done version of the next couple of lines...

Haha,very nice. Here's a few more... just finished Hamlet with a really great teacher.

Code:

public void wish (boolean toBe){     

     for (int x = 0; x<1000; x++){

          naturalShocks.end();

     }

     heartache.end();

}   //no more!

The combination of FIRST and anything seems to lead to random threads here on Delphi with random stuff... like programming Hamlet...

Robototes2412

07-02-2011 19:28

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

perl

Code:

$the_question = (0x2B || !0x2B);



if(noble(suffer($outrageousFortune->slings & $outrageousFortune->arrows)) > noble($arms->take())) {

        if(oppose()) exit(0);

}



if(!$their->flesh) {

    die "Devoutly to be wish\'d"

}

#switching to python grammar

for dream in sleep():

   if dream:

      if shuffled(mortal_coil()):

           #gonna finish this later

soxfan269

08-02-2011 16:43

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

WE have a room to program

1168Programmer

08-02-2011 17:31

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxfan269 (Post 1018574)

WE have a room to program

Lucky.

@Robototes2412: that's awesome :)

VirusFromMonroe

08-02-2011 17:38

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was a binary joke.

1168Programmer

08-02-2011 18:21

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Haha, good one.

BrandonG

12-02-2011 19:17

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

We just use the teacher;s lounge... comfy chairs and big tables ^_^

RoBoTiCxLiNk

13-03-2011 23:06

Re: Don't Disturb the Programmers!

Our programmer(s) get a part of a table with 3 joysticks, >2 laptops, an extra monitor, the router and a slew of assorted electronics, as well as a chassis and an electronics board. Which is really too small a space for the single programmer/electronics/electrician/networking/<insert electrical subjob here> person. a.k.a. me.

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