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Why couldn't the submariner get approved for a mortgage?

Because his current house was underwater!

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Three peanuts were walking down the street; one was assaulted (peanut).

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One day, Heisenberg was driving down the highway, when he was stopped by the police. When he pulled over, the police man got out of his car, walked over to Heisenberg, and asked "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responded "no, but I know where I am right now!"

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A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two antennas fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity

I played a blank tape last night on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Ghandi was quite old, so he was rather weak, he was also forced to walk everywhere so he developed quite an impressive set of callouses, and because of his strange diet, he had quite bad breath. So, this made him a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a................................beer please." The bartender says, "why the big pause?"