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vesh7 09-02-2011 23:07

Lame Joke
 
What did the Igus bearing say when a shaft asked if it was self aligning?

"i-gus so" :D

Loremispum 12-02-2011 17:20

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:eek:

Superllama12 15-02-2011 12:29

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Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud

Don't worry, I'll be back with more!

Newo95 15-02-2011 19:38

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What's red and smells like blue paint?:confused:




Red paint!!!:D

Joe Schornak 17-02-2011 01:17

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What's brown and sticky?



...



...a STICK.

[badum-tish!]

tsuiining 20-02-2011 22:45

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I'm trying to think of some good jokes/puns, but all my ideas argon.

Wayne Doenges 21-02-2011 07:08

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Three robots drive into a bar....the forth one had a better driver.

Newo95 23-02-2011 20:10

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Knock knock...

GO AWAY!!!!!

Bob Steele 23-02-2011 21:40

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A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!

demosthenes2k8 23-02-2011 22:21

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Three nuns and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and says, "Don't even think about it."

So he left.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
A neutrino walked into a bar.

KeatonM 24-02-2011 18:19

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What's a programmer's favorite breakfast cereal?

c-RIOs!

Newo95 07-03-2011 21:10

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Knock knock

Who's there

Panther

Panther who

Panther no panth I'm going swimming

Taylor 08-03-2011 09:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Steele (Post 1030326)
A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!

The neutron asked the bartender, who was a proton, if he was sure.

The bartender says:

I'm positive!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

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A turtle was accosted by two snails. The police asked the turtle to describe the mugging; he replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

delsaner 08-03-2011 09:19

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A proton, a neutron, and an electron walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

Newo95 09-03-2011 21:05

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A pig walks into a bar and orders a glass of coke. He then asks where the bathroom is and goes to relieve himself. A second pig walks in and repeats this same ritual. This happens two more times until a pig walks in and orders a coke without asking where the bathroom is. The bartender is startled by this and asks, "Aren't you going to ask me where the bathroom is?" The pig replies "No, I'm the fifth little piggy and I go 'wee wee wee all the way home'.":D

Billfred 09-03-2011 21:45

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Why couldn't the submariner get approved for a mortgage?

Because his current house was underwater!

MisterG 10-03-2011 22:40

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Three peanuts were walking down the street; one was assaulted (peanut).

GCentola 10-03-2011 23:12

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One day, Heisenberg was driving down the highway, when he was stopped by the police. When he pulled over, the police man got out of his car, walked over to Heisenberg, and asked "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responded "no, but I know where I am right now!"

nitneylion452 12-03-2011 01:10

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A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two antennas fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity

I played a blank tape last night on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Ghandi was quite old, so he was rather weak, he was also forced to walk everywhere so he developed quite an impressive set of callouses, and because of his strange diet, he had quite bad breath. So, this made him a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a................................beer please." The bartender says, "why the big pause?"


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