CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #348
 

All things considered, one can predict the timing of my postings neither poorly nor well.

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27607

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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I'm gonna feed you and groom you and take you for a walk through the magic forest of lollipops and towers that work correctly twice a day.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #348
 

Notice how the safety advisor lives up to his role. He turns away, lest his reaction to this scene would cause an unsafe condition on the floor.

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Half man, half Princess Sparkly, Wayne was trying out to be the 13th sign of the Zodiac. Unfortunately he lost and had to settle for being a Master of Ceremony for some crazy robotics program.

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How embarassing.


For the Princess.

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Wayne: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

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This is a major safety hazard...why isn't Princess Sparkly wearing safety glasses?

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Wayne: "Wait a minute... this isn't the fairy princess convention!! But these robots do look kind of cool. Maybe I'll stay for a little, and check it out."

...and that was the first step on Wayne's journey through FIRST.

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Wayne *singing* "I'm to sexy for my horsey, too sexy for my horsey, too sexy by far"

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"Aaaalways I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!"

or

"Robotics initiation is the craziest of all."

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"This is my pony. There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

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The REAL reason for wearing safety glasses: You never know when a unicorn will show up at a FIRST event.

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Sometimes, myth and legend go hand-in-hand, arm-in-arm, or hoof-in-heart.

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Hey! Just show me the regulation that says my pony has to have safety glasses too!

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Wayne takes the concept of "T-Shirt Launcher" to a tragic extreme.

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I do believe in unicorns! I do, I do!

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"Sparkle and shine, and the girls will be mine!"

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Taylor
2) Andy
3) GaryVoshol
4) delsaner
5) JaneYoung
6) Vermeulen
7) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!