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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

Student: "We refuse to use utensils, we build robots for that."
Mentor: "Then use the robot."
Student: "The drivers are practicing with it currently. Besides it's really hard for them to eat their steak without a robot."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

We're engineers, we find "smart solutions" to complex problems. Don't have a fork? EVEN BETTER!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

Since this was the reaction I got after trying to explain face plates, you can see why I was fearful about what might happen after I talked to them about self-tapping screws.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

It all started with the introduction of the Mini-bot race. Now EVERYTHING is a race to FIRST students. Using any utensils would have been a violation of <G19> "SPAGHETTI must remain completely autonomous and move down the ESOPHAGUS solely through suctional energy provided after the start of CONSUMPTION."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

The M&Ms never candy-coat things but they do find themselves in sticky situations where they have to save face. In this instance, they are saving face by saying, "there's no plate like home, there's no plate like home...", in between mouthfuls.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #361

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

For failure to use the proper hand tools, when building their robots, these students were made to eat their meal without utensils. One student was heard to say, “Next time I will remember to use a hammer instead of a crescent wrench.”

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by S.P.A.M.er 17

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) rsisk
3) JaneYoung
4) DonRotolo
5) Taylor
6) Colin P
7) Aerosound
8) EricH

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

Some mentors find it funny to decide the team captain based on a pasta eating contest.

Others find it hilarious.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

EricH        137

Taylor        135

Ryan Simpson        132

GaryVoshol        127

Wayne Doenges        124

Karibou        115

JaneYoung        104

rsisk        99

DonRotolo        98

rtfgnow        94

Al Skierkiewicz        86

Bill_B        64

dodar        43

Aerosound        41

delsaner        30

AndyB        22

kstl99        22

Vermeulen        21

JackG        20

skimoose        19

kramarczyk        18

Katie_UPS        18

jblay        17

MaxMax161        16

Chris is me        15

Purple        15

S.P.A.M.er 17        15

Ninja_Bait        15

Lee Reid 3136        14

BrendanB        13

KarenH        13

Barry Bonzack        12

gyroscopeRaptor        10

RoboDesigners        10

kenavt        9

Andy Baker        7

Colin P        7

jmanela        7

Alex Cormier        6

nitneylion452        6

efoote868        5

Lil Lavery        5

Travis Hoffman        5

ThaineP        5

Kusha        5

Mr. Pockets        4

Spiffizzle        4

Bharat Nain        3

Cynette        3

DRAKE343        3

bduddy        3

Brianna        3

Kevin Kolodziej        3

OmerSD        3

theprgramerdude        3

EricS-Team180        3

Phoenix Spud        3

Chief Pride        2

James1902        2

kjolana1124        2

Swan217        2

BJC        2

Josh Fox        2

RMiller        2

2403_Andrew        1

akoscielski3        1

computerteen643        1

DoronS        1

Gdkoopa        1

Kohala2460        1

Lledargo        1

O'Sancheski        1

PAR_WIG1350        1

Rich Wong        1

Schmoebot        1

SlaminSwimster        1

Superllama12        1

The Cyborg        1

TJ92        1

ttldomination        1

Onward!