CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #370
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34190

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda nominally Saturday at midnight. I'll be traveling next weekend sans laptop, but should be back on Sunday to judge.

Go!

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Girl in back: "Is that Shaun's backpack? How is that possible?!"

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Girl in Orange: OMG, Cuba Gooding Jr. is hugging me!!!

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Mmmm, so much cuddlier than Dean Kamen...

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Ed finally finds someone who followed his queuing instructions.

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JEALOUSY: It stands in the background and wears khaki shorts:p

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Ed is just happy not to be a subject of a Photoshop fantasy. It's the little things in life that make us happy.

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The line was long at the Koko Ed Free Hugs booth at the Texas Round Up. Total funds raised for charity, $0. Hugs were free after all.

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Whenever I see the tag "Heidi Foster" I immediately think, "it's photoshopped."

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Warning label:

Neither of these individuals are as angelic as they appear.

Koko Ed is a serial volunteer with the ability to overwhelm his captive audience with data, history, and robot trivia, causing their brains to turn to mush.

Missinformation is the notoriously mad photoshopper - er, photographer. There are those who flee from her lens and her wicked humor, having fallen prey once too often and ending up on the big screen in fishnet stockings.

Oh, the horror.

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Febreze: It's a breath of fresh hair.... I mean air.

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Sara loved her Siamese twin immensely but she really wanted to be a driver. She knew the judges would consider them two people and her twin was not interested (more interested in ballet). He was also starting to interfere with dates. Something had to be done....

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It had been a long day of competition. She closed her eyes, smiled and wished for a large KoKo....ahh! Cocoa! I meant Cocoa!

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When two such diabolical minds meet, you know that such behavior is nothing more than a cover up for what they have planned.

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Koko Ed relishing the feel of hair against his scalp.

[NPOE] J/K Ed. You're a great guy [NPOE]

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He isnt wearing his safety glasses!

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The calm before the storm.

[NPOE]I can't compete against that.[/NPOE]

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Fantasy FIRST's commissioner meets Fact or Fantasy's lead editor.

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"He followed me home. Can I keep him?"

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Heidi was fine with the hug for the first minute, but after 10 minutes she wondered if she would ever get out of his clutches.

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And in other news, there's been another sighting of the cuddle monster!

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This once again confirms that "FIRST is more than just the robot".

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And with that, Heidi adds another cat to her family. An X-cat, that is.

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[announcer voice]
KoKo-Co., the makers of Fantasy First, bring you their newest invention: the Inflatable Hug! Doublers got you down? Spoilers leaving you sour? KoKo-Co.'s Inflatable Hug will turn any frown upside down! Just pull the instant-fill pin and in seconds a life-sized Ed appears to cuddle your cares away!

(One size fits all; void where prohibited by law; not available in all states; your mileage may vary; taxes and license fees may apply; do not feed after midnight and do not get wet; not a life saving device.)
[/announcer voice]

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Not everyone, it seems, is ko-ko for Ko-Ko Puffs.

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Invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule on a day I'm flying back from a weekend in Las Vegas might be a stretch...but remember who has the -infinity button. ;)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rangel(kf7fdb)
2) JaneYoung
3) Taylor
4) kstl99
5) Karibou
6) George1902
7) DRAKE2751
8) EricH
9) EricS-Team180
10) Joe G.

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!