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Miller Park? I think you mean Bill Miller's park.

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In what appears to be the strangest trade ever, Dean's List Winner Will Pierson will be pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers and Randy Wolf will be driving for Milwaukee Hilltoppers.

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Human Van der Graaf generator, Will Pierson, delivers an electrifying first pitch, permanantly warping the jumbotron and leaving the crowd chanting "you're blind ump! you're blind!

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That must have really faked out the other team, an invisible ball. What strategies will they come up with next?

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Will demonstrates to Prince Fielder the size of the largest bratwurst he ever ate. Fielder was visibly not impressed. Will then responded that he was also holding in his hands every World Series trophy the Milwaukee Brewers had ever won.

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Will, thinking of his childhood visions of being the greatest pitcher of all time:

The difference between success and failure doesn't have to be far - it can be the difference between a swing and a miss. I've got this.

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Hey Balthazar Blake called, and he would really appreciate it if his apprentice didn't go around plasma bolting MLB players for fun. It really gives sorcerers a bad name.

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At least his shirt kind of matches the Brewers' colors, even if the team he plays for is entirely different.

<npoe> /pitypoints </npoe>

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When they asked me to try pitching, I thought they were talking about our elevator pitch. Gosh, I hope I'm pointed in the right direction.

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

The Hilltopper had no trouble scaling the pitcher's mound. Unfortunately, a gale force wind caught his hair and sent him flying. Now he's a Hilltoppler.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill_B

When they asked me to try pitching, I thought they were talking about our elevator pitch. Gosh, I hope I'm pointed in the right direction.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ninja_Bait
2) rachelholladay
3) Katie_UPS
4) Wayne Doenges
5) GaryVoshol
6) Molten
7) DonRotolo
8) EricS-Team180
9) rsisk
10) HedgeHogGal99

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        57

Joe G.        52

EricH        45

JaneYoung        44

GaryVoshol        43

rsisk        43

Ninja_Bait        35

S.P.A.M.er 17        35

Katie_UPS        34

Bill_B        29

kstl99        28

EricS-Team180        27

DonRotolo        27

Wayne Doenges        25

rachelholladay        23

Molten        23

Karibou        21

Al Skierkiewicz        21

dodar        20

jgw        20

George1902        17

HedgeHogGal99        16

Travis Hoffman        12

Rangel(kf7fdb)        11

Aerosound        11

Frenchie461        9

DRAKE2751        8

PAR_WIG1350        8

rtfgnow        6

Andy Baker        5

Q. Sheets        5

Chris is me        4

Colin P        4

LemmingBot        3

IndySam        3

Cynette        2

dlavery        2

flameout        2

akoscielski3        2

stundt1        2

SuperNerd256        2

Cody Burd        2

Alex Cormier        1

msimon785        1

SparxProgrammer        1

plnyyanks        1

GCentola        1

Barry Bonzack        1

kramarczyk        1

robokiller        1

nitneylion452        1

Onward!