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Billfred 20-11-2011 23:13
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

Code:
Taylor        69
JaneYoung        60
GaryVoshol        58
EricH        53
Joe G.        52
rsisk        51
Katie_UPS        49
Ninja_Bait        40
S.P.A.M.er 17        40
DonRotolo        39
Karibou        36
EricS-Team180        34
Wayne Doenges        33
Bill_B        31
Molten        31
kstl99        28
rachelholladay        28
Al Skierkiewicz        27
jgw        26
dodar        24
HedgeHogGal99        18
George1902        17
Aerosound        17
PAR_WIG1350        16
Frenchie461        15
Travis Hoffman        14
Rangel(kf7fdb)        12
IndySam        10
DRAKE2751        8
rtfgnow        6
SuperNerd256        6
Q. Sheets        6
Andy Baker        5
akoscielski3        5
Chris is me        4
Colin P        4
iPenguin        4
LemmingBot        3
kramarczyk        3
Cody Burd        3
BeltSanderRocks        3
Cynette        2
dlavery        2
flameout        2
Flak-Bait        2
Nick Lawrence        2
stundt1        2
plnyyanks        2
Alex Cormier        1
msimon785        1
SparxProgrammer        1
GCentola        1
Barry Bonzack        1
robokiller        1
nitneylion452        1
~Cory~        1
delsaner        1
And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36417

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. Get your entries in early before the turkey takes over and knocks you out for the weekend!

Go!

EricH 20-11-2011 23:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
"I know what you're thinking--did he drill six speed holes or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the confusion, I sort of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Bosch pneumatic drill, the best in the world, which can drill half your weight out in one go, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel light yet? Well, do you, robot?"

Andrew Lawrence 20-11-2011 23:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
As much as he wanted to believe, the 2415 student would never be able to be a bada$$ cop with a drill. Keep dreamin'!

rsisk 21-11-2011 00:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Add a set of wheels and we're good to go.

Katie_UPS 21-11-2011 01:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
And another rousing game of Ninja beings.

<npoe> Because Billfred is old, I'm supplying this link to explain my joke. </npoe>

Ninja_Bait 21-11-2011 06:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Surrounded and caught red-handed, the saboteur shot the lights out in a desperate attempt to escape.

Unfortunately, he was still caught on film, thanks to the flash camera.

Taylor 21-11-2011 07:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Al Skierkiewicz 21-11-2011 08:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
The name is Bond, Andrew Bond.
Of course this is just a prototype, Q needs to come up with an alternative for the long hose.

GaryVoshol 21-11-2011 09:45
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Get ready for the new male version of Charlie's Angels.

J.Warsoff 21-11-2011 10:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
"Gentlemen, do not worry, I am a professional."

Everyone else's reaction:

dodar 21-11-2011 10:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

EricS-Team180 21-11-2011 11:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
" My work here, is done"

DonRotolo 21-11-2011 11:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
OK Jim, we KNOW we said that the robot has to be dead before we can scavenge it for parts, but shooting it won't help....

Wayne Doenges 21-11-2011 12:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Student: "Don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

Frenchie461 21-11-2011 17:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
That's okay, It's just metal, we can fix it.

[npoe] If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd be rich [/npoe]

rachelholladay 22-11-2011 00:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
I believe we can now pass the weight section of this inspection.

iPenguin 22-11-2011 13:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
[npoe] Oh the things I could say about 2415 *troll face* (yay GA team humor) [/npoe]

Now you all see what happens when a game of Ninja gets completely out of hand.

S.P.A.M.er 17 22-11-2011 16:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
"I see you. Peace be with you my brother. Your spirit returns to Archimedes, but your body will become part of the WiredCats' Robots."

akoscielski3 22-11-2011 16:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN! danna naa na. Danna nah nah nah danna naa na. danna na na na na na!

Molten 23-11-2011 16:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Psst...you forgot something. The picture would be more believable if there was a bit in the drill.

Jim Wilks 23-11-2011 17:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
To a man holding a drill -- EVERYTHING robotic looks like a potential weight reduction project.

Cody Burd 23-11-2011 17:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
"when i said love the robot i did not mean eat it"

Kyle A 25-11-2011 11:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Welcome to Extreme Makeover Robot Edition! This is day one the demo day, we have just one week to do what normally takes six weeks to do. We have a great crew this week, are we ready...... lets bring this robot down.

IndySam 25-11-2011 20:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
The robot is in the metal, I just have to remove the right amount to let it show.

PAR_WIG1350 25-11-2011 23:58
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Despite loosing his safety glasses (bottom center) in the barrage of hex keys, He still managed to get the frame assembled in record time. Unfortunately, the time saved was lot again when it came time to put the tools away.::ouch::

JaneYoung 26-11-2011 10:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Team member: Ok, here's the drill.

Robot: How is it that I keep improving and the team puns don't?

Hallry 26-11-2011 20:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Why is the flux capacitor always the hardest thing to get to? Haven't they figured out that it should be easily accessible for when it needs to be fixed?

Karibou 27-11-2011 00:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
Off-camera: "And what did you say your name is?"
Student: "Bond. As in, 'let's bond some metal together!'"

Bill_B 27-11-2011 10:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
FIRST, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot drill, Courage to drill the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.

dodar 27-11-2011 16:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
[npoe] @Karibou, you should have said,"Bond, Ionic Bond."

Billfred 27-11-2011 22:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385
 
It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by JaneYoung
Team member: Ok, here's the drill.

Robot: How is it that I keep improving and the team puns don't?
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by EricH
"I know what you're thinking--did he drill six speed holes or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the confusion, I sort of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Bosch pneumatic drill, the best in the world, which can drill half your weight out in one go, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel light yet? Well, do you, robot?"
Honorable mentions go to:

1) jgw
2) Katie_UPS
3) Taylor
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) Aerosound
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Bill_B
8) Hallry
9) PAR_WIG1350
10) Ninja_Bait
11) GaryVoshol
12) EricS-Team180
13) DonRotolo

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Molten
Psst...you forgot something. The picture would be more believable if there was a bit in the drill.
Which means the scores are:

Code:
Taylor        71
JaneYoung        70
GaryVoshol        60
EricH        58
Joe G.        52
rsisk        52
Katie_UPS        -half-of-infinity*
Ninja_Bait        42
DonRotolo        41
S.P.A.M.er 17        41
Karibou        37
EricS-Team180        36
Wayne Doenges        35
Molten        34
Bill_B        33
Al Skierkiewicz        29
rachelholladay        29
kstl99        28
jgw        28
dodar        25
Aerosound        19
PAR_WIG1350        18
HedgeHogGal99        18
George1902        17
Frenchie461        16
Travis Hoffman        14
Rangel(kf7fdb)        12
IndySam        11
DRAKE2751        8
SuperNerd256        7
rtfgnow        6
akoscielski3        6
Q. Sheets        6
Andy Baker        5
iPenguin        5
Chris is me        4
Colin P        4
Cody Burd        4
LemmingBot        3
kramarczyk        3
BeltSanderRocks        3
Cynette        2
dlavery        2
flameout        2
Flak-Bait        2
Nick Lawrence        2
Hallry        2
stundt1        2
plnyyanks        2
Alex Cormier        1
msimon785        1
SparxProgrammer        1
GCentola        1
Barry Bonzack        1
robokiller        1
nitneylion452        1
~Cory~        1
delsaner        1
Kyle A        1
*Normally, calling me old in the caption contest would yield a flat -infinity...but since Katie got her wisdom teeth out over the past week, I'm being nice and reducing her -infinity by half.

Onward!


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