Did You Ever Wonder?
 

Posted by Frank Toussaint.   [PICTURE: SAME | NEW | HELP]


Engineer on team #111, Wildstang, from Wheeling and Rolling Meadows and Motorola .

Posted on 8/3/99 1:46 PM MST



Did You Ever Wonder:

If you shoot a mime must you use a silencer?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
'I am.' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I Do.' is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that...
...electricians can be delighted
...musicians denoted
...cowboys deranged
...models deposed
...tree surgeons debarked and
...drycleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's'?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be
sure?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

Let's keep this delightful web page awake! Have you heard
a good one?

Re: Did You Ever Wonder?
 

Posted by Michael Martus.   [PICTURE: SAME | NEW | HELP]


Coach on team #47, Chief Delphi, from Pontiac Central H.S. and Delphi Automotives Systems.

Posted on 8/4/99 8:52 AM MST


In Reply to: Did You Ever Wonder? posted by Frank Toussaint on 8/3/99 1:46 PM MST:



Wow!

The summer non-FIRST break is starting to get to you.

Just remember it all starts again very soon.

Are FIRST Teams doing special activities this summer? Lets hear from you.

Chief Delphi since the Rumble ( it was great ) is planning the annual summer Team Picnic.
This is an event where Students, Teachers, family members and Engineers get together and reflect about last year
and enjoy the friendships we have made.

Again.....What are FIRST Teams doing this summer.