[Bill_B]

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.

(Chorus
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Rule proposal? Before sitting on one, the person must know the contents of the tote? (Annie sits for free!)